Spoof news stories from Tuesday 12 October 2004
George W. Bush Sentenced to Life Imprisonment
No Possibility of Parole
The Hague, December 11, 2008
The disgraced former President of the United States was convicted today for mu...
Bush's Battle Of The Bulge
A boxy bulge at the back of the suit coat of President George W. Bush, during the first debate with Senator John Kerry, has led to widespread speculation that he was wired to receive help with his answers. Sources close to the administration have now...
Martha Stewart Keeping Prison Diary
Alderson, West Virginia --- As a means of assuring my loyal family and friends of my well-being, I have decided to chronicle my day-to-day experiences here at Alderson. Warden Olivia Clayton, already a dear friend, has agreed to release my thoughts...
Gay Divorce; Hall and Oates Split
San Diego, California (SP) -- Rockers Daryl Hall and John Oates have announced they are 'Gay Divorcing'.
Saddam Hussein Trades Trigger Finger For Green Thumb
Somewhere in Iraq-
It appears that deposed Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein doesn't just have skills as a tyrannical dictator. The former threat...