Spoof news stories from Wednesday 24 November 2004
This Year's Oscar Won By Customer Service Rep at American Managed Care Company
Los AngelesCA--In a stunning departure from the usual Oscar awards, the Academy has -- for the first time in its long history -- awarded its coveted "Oscar" award not to a major actress but to a low-level customer service representative at...
Minnesota to Recount Lakes
In a recent move to dispel rumors that the state of Minnesota actually counted mud puddles in their original slogan "Land of 10,000 Lakes" they have hired a group of scientist who had just finished a tour in the Antarctic. Melvin Swensen an...
Disheartened Pequot Teachers Stage "Drunk-Out"
Classes to continue despite suspension of entire faculty...
Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich attributed to Cheesus
PORT TRINITY, TN - Just when everyone thought the Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich on Ebay was the most famous holy food relic to date, along comes Harvey Romano of Port Trinity, Tennessee, with his claim to a Velveeta holy sculpture.