Spoof news stories from Thursday 11 November 2004
Bush Declares, "Happy Days Are Here Again"
Corporate Cronies and Billionaires Celebrate Four More Years...
Ashcroft Resigns Over Alleged Racial Remark
Attorney General John Ashcroft has resigned from the President's Cabinet Tuesday amid whirling controversy surrounding his alleged use of the name "Kunta Kinte" to address Secretary of State Colin Powell.
John Ashcroft Resigns... Truth Revealed!
Washington, DC - Sources close to the White House revealed today that Attorney General John Ashcroft turned in his resignation a mid rumors of what some are calling, "ungentlemanly-like conduct," by Mr. Ashcroft.