Berlin, Germany- Late yesterday local authorities found a stash of cocaine hidden at a local McDonalds. After investigation, police found out that McDonalds would smuggle cocaine to the drug customers through ice cream. The customer would ha...
Police officers were stunned when they clocked 85 yr old pensioner, Mabel Smith doing 150 mph on the pavement outside Manchester's Sainsbury supermarket in what appeared to be a standard mobility scooter.
(Baghdad, Iraq) In the wake of the Iraq prisoner-abuse scandal, Iraqi television stations are now being overwhelmed with demands for advertising time by lawyers seeking to represent prisoners tortured and/or humiliated by their captors.
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouse...
Washington - President George W. Bush unveiled a new environmental initiative today that is sure to garner the support of oil companies and Republicans throughout the United States.
New York - A study has revealed that people who use cell phones are much, much more important than other people.
...All right, who let the Boys From Brazil in?
Every once in a while I think, "Well, we can't get much lower than this." Then some fucker proves me wrong, thus horrifying me into a coma. N'Sync is just one example of this phenomenon. The Backstreet Boys also exemplify it. However, both Boy Bands are interchangeable. Yes, I am lumping them together. No, that's not a v...
Ok folks. It’s true over the past months I admit to outright fabricating many if not all of the articles that I have submitted to the Spoof.
The truth started to unwind when I submitted a feature story entitled “God to put Humanity up for lease do to record low fundraising” this story was almost entirely fabricated. I did not talk to God. I only got his voicemail and then a nasty return ca...
Dear Coca-Cola:
I recently bought a 2 liter bottle of coke. I noticed that the bottle cap was offering some sort of give-away or prize. When I turned the cap over I saw that I was being offered 10% off athletes’ foot. At first I felt slightly insulted. Why do you think that I, the purchaser of a 2 liter bottle of Coke, am even likely to have this irritating foot disease?...
If State Superintendent of Education Kathy Cox has her way Georgia school kids will graduate from high school having learned nothing about evolution; in fact likely they will have never even heard the word uttered in a science class.