Bremem, Germany-A cat belonging to Hess Guelfer is believed to posses the soul of Nazi felon Adolf Hitler. Suspicions began when the cat selectively attacked Jews near the community.
I must admit, I have a pet peeve. I am tired of hearing about celebrities who hate living in the public eye.
At the height of the whole Bennifer thing, both he and Jennifer Lopez tried to say that it was the paparazzi that ruined their relationship and it's so hard to be a celebrity and you don't have a private life and everyone cares about the most minute thing you do and, then, t...
Washington, DC --
Today, President Bush apologized for the abuse scandal after taking an urgent phone call from famed celebrity apologist, Just...
Noted actor, sportsman and conservative activist Charlton Heston, who has previously announced that he is battling Alzheimer's disease announced during a talk given to the Altedena, California chapter of Young Americans for Guns on 1 May 2004 that he...
Admitting the truth, finally, after decades of denials, North Korea acknowledged its Nuclear Program has succeeded in producing a working 1/37th Kiloton Atomic Bomb.
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In a complete surprise to everyone, including himself, John Kerry has already dropped Johnny Depp and chosen Jay Leno to be his VP in the upcoming general erection. When asked about this perplexing decision, Kerry said: "It's in Jay's ch...
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Spoof Hollywood - Federal Marshals apprehended a character assassin hired by Michael Jackson to set up a member of The Spoof's writing staff today.
New York - The New York Court of Appeals today turned down yet another request by Martha Stewart's defense team that her case be reopened on grounds that she is mean and ugly bitch.
Today God Almighty announced that due to record low fundraising he is forced to put up humanity up for lease or possible sale. "It just costs too much, I mean the lighting bill up here is a real Bitch" God said in his east Haven penthouse.
The Daily Mirror printed fresh allegations against British troops serving in Basra this morning after one Iraqi war widow insisted she was "forced to do the funky chicken".
Washington - During an early afternoon press conference today, President George W. Bush's attention was suddenly caught and diverted by a large chocolate cake at the nearby refreshments table.
LOS ANGELES - Simon Cowell was fired from American Idol this morning for sexually harassing Paula Abdul. Sources close to Miss Abdul say that she is livid. Apparently, six months ago, Simon bet Paula that he'd have her "spanking daddy" in bed, within...
Washington - Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld today announced the hiring of a new Chief of Detainee Operations. Secretary Rumsfeld held a press conference in which he named Bobo the gorilla Chief of Operations for Gitmo and all prison facilities...
ATHENS, GREECE
The flat tyre drew reaction from governments around the globe, sporting bodies and athletes around the world. One diplomat based in...
Washington -- Doctors at Bethesda Hospital gave the President a CAT scan today and made a discovery that puts the activities of the Bush Administration into stark and horrific focus.
WASHINGTON - Presidential hopeful and Massachusetts Senator John Kerry today announced he has offered Johnny Depp first refusal of the coveted VP spot in his Democratic bid for the White House.
Pablo Picasso's 1905 masterpiece, Garçon a la Pipe, has sold for an astonishing $104m at Sotheby's in New York, beating by $21.5 the price paid for the previous most expensive painting, Van Gogh's Portrait of Doctor Gachet.