Funny story:  Cat alleged to have Hitler's soul

Cat alleged to have Hitler's soul

Bremem, Germany-A cat belonging to Hess Guelfer is believed to posses the soul of Nazi felon Adolf Hitler. Suspicions began when the cat selectively attacked Jews near the community.
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Funny story:  Aren't you sick of celebrities who say they hate living in the public eye?

Aren't you sick of celebrities who say they hate living in the public eye?

I must admit, I have a pet peeve. I am tired of hearing about celebrities who hate living in the public eye. At the height of the whole Bennifer thing, both he and Jennifer Lopez tried to say that it was the paparazzi that ruined their relationship and it's so hard to be a celebrity and you don't have a private life and everyone cares about the most minute thing you do and, then, t...
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Funny story:  Bush Apologizes for Iraqi Torture: Says, "Me Bad"

Bush Apologizes for Iraqi Torture: Says, "Me Bad"

Washington, DC -- Today, President Bush apologized for the abuse scandal after taking an urgent phone call from famed celebrity apologist, Just...
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Funny story:  Charlton Heston Gives Goodbye Speech

Charlton Heston Gives Goodbye Speech

Noted actor, sportsman and conservative activist Charlton Heston, who has previously announced that he is battling Alzheimer's disease announced during a talk given to the Altedena, California chapter of Young Americans for Guns on 1 May 2004 that he...
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Funny story:  North Korea Admits It Has Nuclear Weapons

North Korea Admits It Has Nuclear Weapons

Admitting the truth, finally, after decades of denials, North Korea acknowledged its Nuclear Program has succeeded in producing a working 1/37th Kiloton Atomic Bomb.
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Funny story:  Mississippians get together, hammer out complete sentence.

Mississippians get together, hammer out complete sentence.

-Monkeys angered but still working hard.
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Funny story:  Kerry Dumps Depp, Chooses Jay Leno

Kerry Dumps Depp, Chooses Jay Leno

In a complete surprise to everyone, including himself, John Kerry has already dropped Johnny Depp and chosen Jay Leno to be his VP in the upcoming general erection. When asked about this perplexing decision, Kerry said: "It's in Jay's ch...
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Funny story:  Osama Bin Laden Lured Out By Endorsement Offer

Osama Bin Laden Lured Out By Endorsement Offer

By Cliff "Cliffhanger" Dearing...
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson fan attempts to flame Spoof writer

Michael Jackson fan attempts to flame Spoof writer

Spoof Hollywood - Federal Marshals apprehended a character assassin hired by Michael Jackson to set up a member of The Spoof's writing staff today.
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Funny story:  Martha Stewart "A mean, ugly bitch" according to court ruling

Martha Stewart "A mean, ugly bitch" according to court ruling

New York - The New York Court of Appeals today turned down yet another request by Martha Stewart's defense team that her case be reopened on grounds that she is mean and ugly bitch.
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Funny story:  God to put humanity up for lease due to record low fundraising

God to put humanity up for lease due to record low fundraising

Today God Almighty announced that due to record low fundraising he is forced to put up humanity up for lease or possible sale. "It just costs too much, I mean the lighting bill up here is a real Bitch" God said in his east Haven penthouse.
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Funny story:  Iraqi War Widow "Forced to do The Funky Chicken"

Iraqi War Widow "Forced to do The Funky Chicken"

The Daily Mirror printed fresh allegations against British troops serving in Basra this morning after one Iraqi war widow insisted she was "forced to do the funky chicken".
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Funny story:  George W. Bush Launches attack on chocolate cake

George W. Bush Launches attack on chocolate cake

Washington - During an early afternoon press conference today, President George W. Bush's attention was suddenly caught and diverted by a large chocolate cake at the nearby refreshments table.
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Funny story:  American Idol Stunner: Simon Cowell Fired For Sexually Harassing Paula Abdul

American Idol Stunner: Simon Cowell Fired For Sexually Harassing Paula Abdul

LOS ANGELES - Simon Cowell was fired from American Idol this morning for sexually harassing Paula Abdul. Sources close to Miss Abdul say that she is livid. Apparently, six months ago, Simon bet Paula that he'd have her "spanking daddy" in bed, within...
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Funny story:  Rumsfeld Appoints Gorilla Head of Military Prisons

Rumsfeld Appoints Gorilla Head of Military Prisons

Washington - Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld today announced the hiring of a new Chief of Detainee Operations. Secretary Rumsfeld held a press conference in which he named Bobo the gorilla Chief of Operations for Gitmo and all prison facilities...
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Funny story:  Athens Olympics 2004.  Security concerns mount as Greek taxi gets flat tyre

Athens Olympics 2004. Security concerns mount as Greek taxi gets flat tyre

ATHENS, GREECE The flat tyre drew reaction from governments around the globe, sporting bodies and athletes around the world. One diplomat based in...
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Funny story:  George W. Bush Pounding Nails Into His Own Head, X-Rays Reveal

George W. Bush Pounding Nails Into His Own Head, X-Rays Reveal

Washington -- Doctors at Bethesda Hospital gave the President a CAT scan today and made a discovery that puts the activities of the Bush Administration into stark and horrific focus.
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Funny story:  John Kerry names Johnny Depp as running mate

John Kerry names Johnny Depp as running mate

WASHINGTON - Presidential hopeful and Massachusetts Senator John Kerry today announced he has offered Johnny Depp first refusal of the coveted VP spot in his Democratic bid for the White House.
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Funny story:  Boy With Pipe Is No Freak

Boy With Pipe Is No Freak

Pablo Picasso's 1905 masterpiece, Garçon a la Pipe, has sold for an astonishing $104m at Sotheby's in New York, beating by $21.5 the price paid for the previous most expensive painting, Van Gogh's Portrait of Doctor Gachet.
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