New York, NY-To most people, the news surrounding global warming these days is something of a drag; impending doom has never played well to the masses. Yet, in one man's tragedy, another man will find a fortune, and it appears that man is Marty Schlo...
(Eureka Springs, Arkansas) Local resident Jeb Foster, 33, has long vexed municipal authorities in this picturesque southern town. While police here are fully prepared to deal with the inevitable reports of sightings of deceased legends such as Elv...
Embarrassed European Union officials were today trying to discover how an eight year-old cheese plant called ‘Eric Van Cheese' had become the EU commissioner in charge of bright ideas, pencils, and all things colourful.
A source close to the Neverland Ranch stated today that Michael Jackson's penis, Winkie Jackson, has agreed to testify at Jackson's upcoming child molestation trial.
According to writer KungFu IceSkater, Donald Trump and Queen Elizabeth II have agreed to collaborate on a book that is destined to be a hit right off the shelves. As we all know, a critical element of the "importance" of these two twentieth century i...
Dallas, TX - After a long afternoon, Kimberly Thompson came home with a severe headache. "It felt like my head was going to split in two!" remarks Kimberly. "I went into the bathroom to wash my face and go to bed. When I turned the fau...
A document from The Whitey House, discovered near a urinal on Capitol Hill, has been turned over to The Spoof. Its contents follow:...
Washington - Grant Hibbard, one of the commanders who wrote a glowing evaluation of John Kerry 36-years ago, now a Republican, is questioning whether Mr. Kerry deserved one of the three Purple Hearts he received as a result of a shrapnel wound in Vi...
Los Angeles - George Huff's run as American Idol finalist appears to be at an end. Best know for his deep baritone vocals and the ever-present "what's that up my butt" reaction to judges' critiques, Huff will be missed much less than former co...
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Washington, DC--
At the end of American Idol last night, Ryan Seacrest told Americans to: vote as many times as they want to.
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Somewhere in Texas, USA --...
Atlanta - It seems an unprecedented weather pattern will be sweeping across the nation for the first full week of May. From Seattle to Miami, Bangor to The Bay Area, temperatures will be unseasonably perfect. What's more, expect little to no rain and...
(New York, New York) Helen Hunt is disappointed.
An earlier report made to the spoof, told of the tragic events following an early morning parade in honor of the Muppets creator Jim Hanson. where In which Kermit the Frog, probably best known as Hanson's favorite creation was gunned down on the moto...
Guantanamo Bay, Cuba - Today the U.S. Military took a more aggressive stance on threats to the American Way when it rounded up and incarcerated without trial all fans and supporters of pop star Michael Jackson.
New York - Former Vice President Al Gore got an erection during a gala charity event that featured several high-fashion models today, sources said.
Fire season has started off with a bang in Southern California. The season officially started at midnight on May 1 2004 and since then three fires have devoured thousands of acres in both the Temecula and Camp Pendleton area. Thousands evacuated and...
Bosnia -- The Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, General Richard Myers, showed up late and for the wrong war today, Pentagon sources told The Spoof. Apparently, General Myers took a wrong turn at Turkey and ended up in Bosnia.
Washington - President George W. Bush showed up totally shitfaced for a press conference earlier this week, sources say.
Unconfirmed Sources report that the Flyin' Log controversy shows no sign of fading from the worlds' attention. The world-wide dilemma of what to do with the Flyin' Log has brought debate on all other issues to a halt. The UN has been in s...
(New York, New York) The breasts of actress Susan Sarandon and the buttocks of singer-actress Jennifer Lopez today took out a joint advertisement in the New York Times protesting "Disease, Famine, War, Hate and Other Bad Stuff."...