Funny story:  Global Warming Good News For Ice Cream Man

Global Warming Good News For Ice Cream Man

New York, NY-To most people, the news surrounding global warming these days is something of a drag; impending doom has never played well to the masses. Yet, in one man's tragedy, another man will find a fortune, and it appears that man is Marty Schlo...
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Funny story:  Arkansas Man Claims Sightings Of  "Shemp", Mobutu & "'Hey, Vern' Guy"

Arkansas Man Claims Sightings Of "Shemp", Mobutu & "'Hey, Vern' Guy"

(Eureka Springs, Arkansas) Local resident Jeb Foster, 33, has long vexed municipal authorities in this picturesque southern town. While police here are fully prepared to deal with the inevitable reports of sightings of deceased legends such as Elv...
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Funny story:  Rogue plant rattles EU

Rogue plant rattles EU

Embarrassed European Union officials were today trying to discover how an eight year-old cheese plant called ‘Eric Van Cheese' had become the EU commissioner in charge of bright ideas, pencils, and all things colourful.
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson's Penis to Testify

Michael Jackson's Penis to Testify

A source close to the Neverland Ranch stated today that Michael Jackson's penis, Winkie Jackson, has agreed to testify at Jackson's upcoming child molestation trial.
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Funny story:  Donald Trump And Queen Elizabeth II Collaborate On New Book; George Bush Orders 100 Copies

Donald Trump And Queen Elizabeth II Collaborate On New Book; George Bush Orders 100 Copies

According to writer KungFu IceSkater, Donald Trump and Queen Elizabeth II have agreed to collaborate on a book that is destined to be a hit right off the shelves. As we all know, a critical element of the "importance" of these two twentieth century i...
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Funny story:  UB-40 Performs at Dallas residence.

UB-40 Performs at Dallas residence.

Dallas, TX - After a long afternoon, Kimberly Thompson came home with a severe headache. "It felt like my head was going to split in two!" remarks Kimberly. "I went into the bathroom to wash my face and go to bed. When I turned the fau...
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Funny story:  Bush Memo "Leaked"

Bush Memo "Leaked"

A document from The Whitey House, discovered near a urinal on Capitol Hill, has been turned over to The Spoof. Its contents follow:...
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Funny story:  The Medal War Goes On

The Medal War Goes On

Washington - Grant Hibbard, one of the commanders who wrote a glowing evaluation of John Kerry 36-years ago, now a Republican, is questioning whether Mr. Kerry deserved one of the three Purple Hearts he received as a result of a shrapnel wound in Vi...
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Funny story:  George Huff creeps enough people out - voted off American Idol

George Huff creeps enough people out - voted off American Idol

Los Angeles - George Huff's run as American Idol finalist appears to be at an end. Best know for his deep baritone vocals and the ever-present "what's that up my butt" reaction to judges' critiques, Huff will be missed much less than former co...
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Funny story:  Spoof  Writer  Celebrates 100  Spoof  Stories

Spoof Writer Celebrates 100 Spoof Stories

Greetings, my fellow travellers on this great 'Spoof' voyage through life !...
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Funny story:  Bush Wants to Make Seacrest Campaign Manager: Tells America to Vote 'More than Once'

Bush Wants to Make Seacrest Campaign Manager: Tells America to Vote 'More than Once'

Washington, DC-- At the end of American Idol last night, Ryan Seacrest told Americans to: vote as many times as they want to. P...
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Funny story:  Weather Channel Meteorologist Report For May 3rd-8th

Weather Channel Meteorologist Report For May 3rd-8th

Atlanta - It seems an unprecedented weather pattern will be sweeping across the nation for the first full week of May. From Seattle to Miami, Bangor to The Bay Area, temperatures will be unseasonably perfect. What's more, expect little to no rain and...
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Funny story:  Kermit the frog's assassin Slain in Police garage

Kermit the frog's assassin Slain in Police garage

An earlier report made to the spoof, told of the tragic events following an early morning parade in honor of the Muppets creator Jim Hanson. where In which Kermit the Frog, probably best known as Hanson's favorite creation was gunned down on the moto...
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson Fans Arrested For Encouraging Him

Michael Jackson Fans Arrested For Encouraging Him

Guantanamo Bay, Cuba - Today the U.S. Military took a more aggressive stance on threats to the American Way when it rounded up and incarcerated without trial all fans and supporters of pop star Michael Jackson.
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Funny story:  Al Gore Gets Erection At Gala Event

Al Gore Gets Erection At Gala Event

New York - Former Vice President Al Gore got an erection during a gala charity event that featured several high-fashion models today, sources said.
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Funny story:  Great White Sharks and Wildfires. A SPOOF NEWS EXCLUSIVE

Great White Sharks and Wildfires. A SPOOF NEWS EXCLUSIVE

Fire season has started off with a bang in Southern California. The season officially started at midnight on May 1 2004 and since then three fires have devoured thousands of acres in both the Temecula and Camp Pendleton area. Thousands evacuated and...
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Funny story:  Top US General Shows Up For Wrong Conflict

Top US General Shows Up For Wrong Conflict

Bosnia -- The Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, General Richard Myers, showed up late and for the wrong war today, Pentagon sources told The Spoof. Apparently, General Myers took a wrong turn at Turkey and ended up in Bosnia.
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Funny story:  George W. Bush Totally Shitfaced, Sources Say

George W. Bush Totally Shitfaced, Sources Say

Washington - President George W. Bush showed up totally shitfaced for a press conference earlier this week, sources say.
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Funny story:  "Flyin' Log" Controversy Rages!

"Flyin' Log" Controversy Rages!

Unconfirmed Sources report that the Flyin' Log controversy shows no sign of fading from the worlds' attention. The world-wide dilemma of what to do with the Flyin' Log has brought debate on all other issues to a halt. The UN has been in s...
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Funny story:  Susan Sarandon's Breasts, JeLo's Butt Protest Disease, Famine, "Bad Stuff"

Susan Sarandon's Breasts, JeLo's Butt Protest Disease, Famine, "Bad Stuff"

(New York, New York) The breasts of actress Susan Sarandon and the buttocks of singer-actress Jennifer Lopez today took out a joint advertisement in the New York Times protesting "Disease, Famine, War, Hate and Other Bad Stuff."...
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