Denver, CO-
After thirty years of searching for the infamous Jenny, from the Tommy Tutone song '867-5309', Jennifer Blublow of Denver,...
Los Angeles-
Thursday's finale of the hit sitcom Friends is expected to drawn in 40 million viewers. Ironically 35 million o...
Bristol, UK. 4th May 2004...
Today the European Union has advertised new job vacancies for a new European Body that is starting in Brussells. They need to organise this body was very urgent and although the new member countries have joined the EU on the 1st May 2004 none of the...
From the Associated Press...
King Dumya and Condoleeza Rice became embroiled in a name-calling contest on Monday. According to Secretary of State Colon Bowel, Condi became upset when Dubya referred to her as "Condopizza Teeth" and "Ms. Ricecake Gaptooth."
London's humble citizens were treated to a rare insight into the private life of Britain's first non-male prime minister.
Classy supermarket chain Waitrose is hanging it's head in shame after a 'foreign object' was discovered inside a Curry For Two packet.
Complaints force Spielberg's masterpiece Schindler's List to be re-released on DVD only weeks after its UK disc debut. Universal decided to re-issue the film after angry fans complained about the lack of "comedy out-takes" on the bo...
Hollywood, California
"Friends" mania has hit. With the finale of the decade-long series occurring this Thursday, the question on ev...
WASHINGTON -- President George Bush today announced he had signed the McCarthy Patriot Act to honor whom he terms "a true American hero."...
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, best known collectively as the ape-faced baby on the long-running ABC sitcom "Full House" have announced plans to get nude and film a full length porno movie on their 18th birthday which is June 13 of this year. Misguided...
Truth: In July 1991, inventor Paul Lyons of Southbridge, Massachusetts invented and was awarded a U.S. patent for the "Force Sensitive, Sound-Playing Condom". The actual filed patent, which can be viewed at http://www.uspto.gov/patft/index.html (sear...
Glaxo Smithkline has announced changes to the labelling on bottles of flu medicine after an American Medical Association survey showed that young people use certain products to get high.
Reports are that Michael Jackson's Underwear has signed a multi-city stadium tour contract. The tour is to take place later in the concert season. The Underwear, which at this point in time is assisting authorities in their investigation of the singe...
With the recent events with Rush’s search for the Rush, and Al Frankin’s promises of trying Drug free radio. It makes me wonder will we ever truly have drug free radio.
Take in example the other day this guy was in my bank in line with me and for no reason walked up to me and introduced himself. and asked what I do for a living. I told him without stretching the truth, I told him I write s...
Austin, TX --
A party boat on the Colorado River tipped over yesterday. It seemed that everyone on the boat noticed a cute little fishie on the...
Somewhere in the World--
An unidentified soldier is threatening to blow the lid off the "soldier-gate'' scandal. For those who are...
(Albany, NY) New York State governor George Pataki has admitted that two small upstate towns, Cobleskill and Oneonta, are in reality "the same place". The actual name of the town is Cobleonta.
Due to fears that they may graduate the next Omarosa, many colleges across the country have ended their affirmative action programs.
Who Was Really Paying Attention During Summer of Terrorist Warnings?...