Absolutely nothing.
In the past four years, this administration has done nothing to overhaul the electoral process. Perhaps, it's because they know if they do, the current regime has no chance in Satan-less hell of moving on to a second term.
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Jim Rednecker announced from beneath his sheet today that he's "sick and doggurn' tired about all the belly...
Ralph Nader's controversial quest for the presidency received a major boost today as the nation's crash-test dummies pledged their silent support.
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After unconfirmed rumors from an unreliable source claiming to have heard unconfirmed rumors from an unreliable terrorist, wh...
Last branch of service to be outsourced...
May is sweeps month for the major U.S. networks, that is, the month when advertising rates are set, which prompts all the major television networks to pull out all the stops. So far this month we've seen the hiring of the Apprentice, the end of TV s...
Internet company Yahoo are on the hunt for new faces to add to their repertoire of smilies.
Alarmed by a recent Humor Gazette poll in which 75 percent of U.S. teenagers identified Bush as a snotty British rock 'n' roll band and Jesus as a shortstop for the Angels,
More than 100 artworks from Charles Saatchi's famous collection have been destroyed in a warehouse fire. The blaze began around midday, by 3pm the Turner Arts Foundation had awarded the controversial art prize to the suspected arsonist.
In a shock announcement from Buckingham Palace today, Betty Von Battenberg, consort of Phil the Greek, has stepped down from the throne following release of State Documents from the National Archive that show that none of the royal family actually su...
In a move that confuses and astounds those both for and against the hotly debated gay marriage issue, Peter Jerkinson married his own right hand earlier this morning in his hometown of Las Vegas, Nevada.
Washington, DC - Citing the need to protect the sanctity of eating seafood, President Bush has urged Congress to swiftly pass the Federal Seafood Amendment (FSA), which would define finned animals as the only proper aquatic food to eat.
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The White House announced today that Vice President Dick Cheney was being immediately dispatched to Iraq in order to find out who...
More photos and video clips have been released to US Senators today along with the most shocking human rights violations reported to date in the controversial Baghdad Abu-Ghraib prison.
FRESH from his victory at the Iron Man Triathlon across the mountainous landscape of Peru last week, Professor Stephen Hawking has announced that he is set to hit the stage.
With England having sailed to a sensational win over New Zealand by 7 wickets at the sun scorched Oval, The New Zealand Cricket Board have hit back with a startling evidence disputing the result.
On May 10, Spoof reporter Dan Bristol submitted an article in which President George W. Bush is reported to have admitted to reporters during a press conference "I'm an asshole."...
A woman has given birth to a baby boy who was conceived using 21-year-old's sperm, it has emerged.
In a new government study released today that show new facts that lead scientists to believe that short men and women die poor and lonely. This comes a week after a report showed tall people die younger then others.
With poll numbers reaching historic lows, President Bush struck back yesterday unveiling the new Iraqi strategy.
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Senior Bush administration officials have been pressing Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld to resign because of his role in t...
(Boston, Mass)--John F. Kerry, presumed democrat nominee for president, has decided to once again take both sides of an issue. Aids close to Kerry report that he has been following the Fox television series 'American Idol' with great...
In a bid to make it easier for them to enter the UK, leader of the opposition Trevor Howard has suggested that all immigrants should learn Welsh before being allowed into the country.