Funny story:  Ask a Liberal Bastard

Ask a Liberal Bastard

Hate mail abounds when you hit a nerve. I think I hit a main artery with a article entitled “George Bush announces plan to curb abortion by aborting mothers” I received a real nice juicy one from a Tim. B from Augusta Georgia, last name withheld. Tim Wright’s...
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Funny story:  Jesus and Satan Found

Jesus and Satan Found

Boston, Massachusetts, As Spoof writer, week Dan Bristol
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Funny story:  Bush's Brain Jumps Out Of Ear

Bush's Brain Jumps Out Of Ear

(Washington, D.C.) It is being reported in Washington, D.C. that President George W. Bush's brain has jumped out of his ear and run away. Sources indicate that the President has shown no serious after effects save marginally better enunciation.
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Funny story:  You Can Take It With You: God Speaks

You Can Take It With You: God Speaks

(Rome) God surprised the world's religious community late Monday (EST) when he announced that in fact, you now can take it with you. Surrendering, he said to pressure from the Union of Almalgamated Angels to raise money for their pension fun...
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Funny story:  McDonalds To Introduce Unhappy Meals

McDonalds To Introduce Unhappy Meals

McDonalds Corporation announced Tuesday that they will begin offering Unhappy Meals in June. Aimed at parents of unruly or unpleasant children, the Unhappy Meals will feature undercooked meat patties, boiling hot cokes served in flimsy, un-insulated...
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Funny story:  Rummy's damage control gift pack

Rummy's damage control gift pack

With some critics calling for him to be stripped naked and led out of the Pentagon on a dog leash, Donald Rumsfeld stepped up the campaign to save his skin by announcing a lav...
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Funny story:  Snoop D O Double Gizzle to Seek Divizzle

Snoop D O Double Gizzle to Seek Divizzle

Snoop Doggy Dizzle is divorcing his wife's ass n' shit. Snoop's white ass lawyer issued a press relizzle which stated, "The beyotch be buggin', yo. She all up in Snoop's ass over the Girls Gone Wizzle n' shit. She constantly be naggin' his ass ‘bo...
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Funny story:  Bush Outlines Iraqi Financial Independence in Five Easy Steps

Bush Outlines Iraqi Financial Independence in Five Easy Steps

Carlisle, PA--In a speech here yesterday evening President Bush outlined his plan for Iraqi financial independence in just five easy steps.
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Funny story:  Blair Hopes To Be Composer

Blair Hopes To Be Composer

Tony Blair Could Be Potential Songwriter...
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Funny story:  Blair 'Wont Stand Up Yet'

Blair 'Wont Stand Up Yet'

Tony Blair will not bow down to pressure by standing up before he is ready, says David Blunkett.
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Funny story:  BNP stand as Anti-Europe party in European elections

BNP stand as Anti-Europe party in European elections

In a confounding move, British National Party leader, Nick Griffin, has announced his party's intention to continue their anti-European stance by standing in the upcoming European Elections.
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Funny story:  President Bush to have Plant Named in his Honour

President Bush to have Plant Named in his Honour

President George W. Bush Jr. was honoured today by the Chelsea Flower Show in London. As the high-point of the show, the Royal Horticultural Society announced that, in order to commemorate President Bush's concern for the environment, his interest i...
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Funny story:  Thatcher's death - celebrity hypochrites sing her praises

Thatcher's death - celebrity hypochrites sing her praises

TWO-FACED celebrities were coming out of the woodwork today, after the news that Former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher has died of syphilis.
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Funny story:  Minor Leaguer Tears it Up in Triple-A, Becomes Pitching Natural

Minor Leaguer Tears it Up in Triple-A, Becomes Pitching Natural

Tom Glavine, Steve Avery and Greg Maddux are gone. And pretty soon, so will John Smoltz.
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Funny story:  Bush Offers His Real 5-point Plan for Victory in Iraq!

Bush Offers His Real 5-point Plan for Victory in Iraq!

5-24-04: In a pivotal, if not desperate attempt to shore up his rapidly crumbling base of support for re-election, President Bush stunned the American public today by proclaiming a new **detailed** "Five Point Plan" for "Victory in I...
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Funny story:  American Idol Winner Announced

American Idol Winner Announced

Yes, almost two full days before the results show, this reporter has learned who will win American Idol.
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Funny story:  Most Poll Results Unreliable, Poll Finds

Most Poll Results Unreliable, Poll Finds

Only 1 in 7 Americans respond honestly to survey questions, according to a recent CNN/Gallup survey. Titled Telling the Truth: American Style, the study is believed to be the first of its kind.
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