Washington - President Bush's presentation to clarify his Iraqi policy is not to be. Instead there will be a nationally televised walk though of how the President handles "a rack".
A publicist for Cher says the 60-something pop star will kick off her final world tour with concerts in Sydney and Melbourne later this summer. Unlike her previous final world tours, the aging entertainer promises this one will truly be her last.
Elvis Presley has sold one of his pink Cadillac's to another rock legend, Elton John. Or at least he'd like you to believe that.
Rapper 50 Cent, who still hasn't forgotten his hatred for rival Ja Rule, was recently arrested for the shooting of the two main stars of The Inc., Rule and Ashanti. He said, "I finally got those motherf***ers back!"...
(BAGHDAD) In a stunning diplomatic move, the United States has transferred sovereignty of Iraq to a 67-year-old shopkeeper from Baghdad.
Earth - Scientists worldwide have found evidence that extra terrestrials may be the source of the significant increase in gun crime among animals.
President Bush said today that his record-low 42% approval rating "sends the wrong message to our troops" and accused unpatriotic poll respondents of trying to &quo...
The Cookie Monster has struck again!...
Further doubts were raised about the mental state of the war-loving President, following remarks he made to the ‘Doris Day Look-alike Convention', today in Beverley Hills.
At first, it seemed rather cute. Kirk Douglas, in a whimsical display of light-hearted antics, leaned forward and pretended to bite the arm of his 5-month old grandson, Jason. Afterwards he leaned back then licked his lips slowly, in what eye-witness...
Satan, the Lord of Darkness, told reporters that his deal with the popular channel Comedy Central has ended at a press conference earlier today.
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Appearing on "60 Minutes" this Sunday, presidential hopeful Senator John Kerry was grilled by Mike Wallace in an in-depth...
With the deadline for the Iraqi handover less than 5 weeks away, US Armed Forces are now searching for a new target before they get bored. As a response President Bush has now turned his attention to his home state of Texas.
Washington, DC or Midland, TX (cuz Dubya's probably on his pre-summer but post-spring vacation)--...
The now infamous flour protestors have apologised at a Press Conference before their court appearances.
Spokesman for Coalition forces on the ground in Baghdad has today announced the completion of operations to bring full US values to the people of Iraq.
Imprison this!
Can someone find me a dictionary?...
(WASHINGTON) Confirming rumors that have been swirling from the Beltway to Baghdad for months, White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan and Coalition Provisional Authority adviser and spokesman Dan Senor acknowledged their plans to tie the knot la...
Like the purloined letter in Edgar Allen Poe's tale of the same name, Osama bin Laden has been hiding in plain sight. Perhaps the most wanted man in American history, bin Laden has been captured in Peoria, Illinois where he owned a pet shop...