CNN announced today that it would soon launch a show to be called Larry King Dead.
John Prescott has embarked on a worldwide tour to promote Britain and more importantly, to improve relations with world leaders.
The site of an explosion detonated by Palestinians in the center of Jerusalem has become the destination of interest to archaeologists, historians and theologians around the world as what appears to be the holiest of documents ever unearthed, the per...
Jack Canfield, author of the internationally acclaimed "Chicken Soup for the Soul" books, held a press conference to introduce a new addition to the series.
(Oslo, Norway) Meredith Snitker whose life story was told in the 1962 American documentary film The Brain That Wouldn't Die, died last week in Oslo of a severe head cold. Ms Snitker, 87, was originally from Orange City, California,...
LOS ANGELES - The U.S. distributor of Tecate beer says it will pull billboard ads next month that were decried by some Hispanic lawmakers and community activists as offensive.
In a move that has America reeling, potential Democratic presidential nominee John "Big-Head and Yes I am part Jewish and I'm married to a wealthy woman" Kerry has decided to be a guest judge on American Idol for the Tuesday finale.
It had seemed like a normal day of continuing testimony about the Iraqi prisoner abuse photos for General Richard B. Myers and the others attending the court. As various lawmakers questioned the General, the nearby General Peter J. Schoomaker suddenl...
(Helsinki) According to reports emerging from the frozen north of Europe, a new god has arisen, calling for all to worship him.
As the prisoners poured out of the infamous Abu Ghraib prison to the bus (or Terrormobile, as they're known as in Iraq) supplied to take them back to Baghdad, no one seemed to notice anything odd. That all changed, however, mere minutes after the...
(Bangawash, Indiana) Yogi Mahesh Hajalmar Sohnson died yesterday due to complications from ingesting eighty feet of rope. Mahesh Sohnson, Adept of the Seventh Level and Sadhu, was swallowing the rope in order to clean his internal digestive organs.
Supreme intelligence and amazing revelations never cease. FBI and Homeland Insecurity Directors Bob Mullethead and Tom the Bomb Rigid made the following announcement today:...
In a startling new development Osama Bin Laden displays support and respect for President Bush and is taking an active role in campaigning for his re-election...
Atlanta - Chalk another award up for the dynamic duo of Andre 3000 and Big Boi. Collectively known as the group Outkast, they took the music world by storm last year with the release of the double album Speakerboxxx/The Love Below. The album quickly...
(Swamp, New Jersey) Tamar Slay of the New Jersey Nets isn't like most basketball players in the NBA. He keeps the same hours, and wears the same shoes. He drinks the same sports drinks, and plays the same video games. Yes, his name is dif...
The Queen gave support to animal rights activists , today, as they launched a campaign against the multinational supermarket group, Wal-Mart.
After a crime spree which lasted nearly two hours and raged all the way from Washington Beach to just outside of the Ammu-Nation shop in Downtown, Tommy Vercetti was apprehended by the Vice City police department earlier today.
NEW YORK - Heavy metal pioneers Black Sabbath will reunite for Ozzfest, which begins July 10 in Hartford, Conn., according to the Ozzfest Web site.
Formally secret documents today released to the National Archives show that British Intelligence considered using carrier pigeons to deliver fifty pound bombs to enemy targets.
Hostess, a wholly owned subsidiary if International Bakers announced the production of its two-millionth twinkie.