Funny story:  Laura Bush Seeks Divorce

Laura Bush Seeks Divorce

Citing "irreconcilable indifferences, his thing is way too small and other problems," Laura Bush has filed for divorce against King George the Dunce.
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Funny story:  ABC's "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" Pens Deal with Israeli Defense Force

ABC's "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" Pens Deal with Israeli Defense Force

New York, NY--The American Broadcasting Company(ABC) today announced that it reached an agreement with the Israeli Defense Force (IDF) to shoot next season of its hit series Extreme Makeover: Home Edition in Gaza City.
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Funny story:  Capitalist piggy banks

Capitalist piggy banks

NEW YORK -- Technology stocks continued their decline today as Wall Street reeled from an unprecedented surge of investment in companies that manufacture and distribute piggy banks.
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Funny story:  Global warming caused by increased activity in Hell

Global warming caused by increased activity in Hell

Scientists at the University of Helsinki claim they have solved the mystery of global warming.
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Funny story:  Bush evaded Boy Scout duty

Bush evaded Boy Scout duty

WASHINGTON -- President Bush's ghost-like military career hasn't stopped his team from stink-bombing John Kerry about the medals he won in Vietnam.
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Funny story:  Ted Williams' Head Hits .356

Ted Williams' Head Hits .356

Without batting an eye, Ted Williams' noggin went 3 for 4 against the Devil Rays today. "I can see beyond being beheaded and otherwise dismembered," Ted's head said after the game.
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Funny story:  Satan University

Satan University

(Auburn, Alabama) Auburn University will change its name as of July 1, 2004 to Satan University. Speaking to the assembled press outside the Haley Center, Auburn President Joey Klind made the announcement saying it...
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Funny story:  More Dumsfeld Backward Speak, America's Word Warrior Spews Anew

More Dumsfeld Backward Speak, America's Word Warrior Spews Anew

Out of his straight jacket, Ronald Dumsfeld readdressed his mess today: "Shucking fit! These aggelations and assucations are wabberjockey and jumbo mumbo! Let it be known, I have known the unknown. And what is worth having is not worth having ha...
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Funny story:  Condoleezza Rice to Open Chain of Cajun Themed Restaurants

Condoleezza Rice to Open Chain of Cajun Themed Restaurants

The first Mama Condoleezza's NewOrleenza Rice and Beans Bistro and Voodoo Lounge is scheduled to open later this summer in Orlando, Florida. "Many people are surprised to learn that I am actually a human being and not only eat solid foo...
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Funny story:  Civilian Deaths in Iraq Overshadowed

Civilian Deaths in Iraq Overshadowed

The ever-growing amount of civilian casualties in Iraq was overshadowed earlier when someone took a picture that experts say, "looks like there's a pillow sticking out of his butt". The expert then broke down into a fit of high-pitched,...
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Funny story:  Powder Bomber Strikes Again

Powder Bomber Strikes Again

After the attempted flour bombing of Tony Blair on Wednesday, the bomber has made another attempt to powder the government, this time using a much larger bomb. Londoners woke up this morning to find the Houses of Parliament completely powdered.
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Funny story:  Interview with the Master Chief

Interview with the Master Chief

Once just another soldier whose heroic exploits went unheard of and unknown, Master Chief was rocketed to stardom level with the release of a videogame titled 'Halo', loosely based off of his exploits in the military. Long-since retired, he now spends most of his time with his wife and twin children at their home in Billings, Montana. Recently, I had a chance to catch up to Master Chief an...
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Funny story:  Earthquake Shakes Up Chicago, Causes Sears Tower to Fall

Earthquake Shakes Up Chicago, Causes Sears Tower to Fall

An earthquake that measured 8.3 on the Richter scale devastated Chicago and toppled the Sears Tower. The quake killed at least 100,000 people, and none of the 2,500 people in the Sears Tower survived.
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Funny story:  George Bush Does Something Stupid

George Bush Does Something Stupid

Amidst the thunderous applause of satirists, late night talk show hosts, and hack comedians everywhere, George Bush surprises none as he yet again does something stupid.
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Funny story:  Mad Tramp Discovers Portal to the Year 2050 Inside a Dead Racoon Carcass

Mad Tramp Discovers Portal to the Year 2050 Inside a Dead Racoon Carcass

Cleveland OH - Mad old tramp Elmer Brinkley shocked the world of science today by discovering a time portal to the year 2050 inside the rotting carcass of a dead racoon today.
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Funny story:  Look Out, Here Comes Jazz Idol!

Look Out, Here Comes Jazz Idol!

If you're a jazz aficionado, then this show's for you.
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Funny story:  US Troops forced to smile for Iraqi Prisoners

US Troops forced to smile for Iraqi Prisoners

Senators in the US left Committee Rooms shocked today, after they had been shown over 1800 photos and video clips of Coalition troops being forced to smile in front of naked Iraqi prisoners.
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Funny story:  American Idol: An Open Love Letter To Diana DeGarmo

American Idol: An Open Love Letter To Diana DeGarmo

Dearest Diana: Diana! Diana! Diana! I only have four words for you Ba-Don-Kit-Ty-Donk. Is that four words or five words. I’m sorry babes, my counting isn’t that good. I’m feelin’ the way you sing though and the fact that you’re always excited. Damn, you could be arrested on murder 1 and you’d still be smiling. Speaking of which, I never realized that Pleasantville was a real town until I he...
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Funny story:  American Idol: An Open Love Letter To Fantasia

American Idol: An Open Love Letter To Fantasia

Dearest Fantasia: Damn baby. I met you at Sam’s BBQ and Grill in Rancho Cucamonga lat year. I couldn’t get a word in side ways because you preferred the corn bread to my one-liners. That’s all right though, I kinda like to hit the corn bread myself every now and then. So what’s up with the high pitched voice? Yeah, you’ve got that Macy Gray thing going on. Grrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! My walls are all...
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Funny story:  American Idol: An Open Love Letter To Jasmine Trias

American Idol: An Open Love Letter To Jasmine Trias

Dear Jasmine: I know that Simon loves to player hate on you. I know that he likes to snore when you sing. That’s OK honey. I’m a writer now, but I used to be an assistant pimp, so I can have him silenced (if you know what I mean), just say the word. I know that Hawaii loves you so much, although I am baffled that the lieutenant governor would name a day after you, when there are hard worki...
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Funny story:  Bill  Gates  Sings  Sexier   Than  Britney

Bill Gates Sings Sexier Than Britney

Karaoke evenings will never be the same again following the development of a microphone that turns the singers voice into any singer they choose.
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Funny story:  Channel 4 News Jon Snow Surrenders.

Channel 4 News Jon Snow Surrenders.

Channel 4 News head anchor man Jon Snow allegedly surrendered yesterday, to claims that both himself and Channel 4 news are so Anti-American and Anti-Labour that they are finding it almost impossible to avoid exploiting the medium that they have the...
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Funny story:  John Prescott Praised for defending Prime Minister.

John Prescott Praised for defending Prime Minister.

Following the attack during Prime ministers question time this week Tony Blair has announced that John Prescott is to receive a Knighthood after he lept to the defense of Ministers with no thought for his own safety.
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Funny story:  George W Bush: Speechless

George W Bush: Speechless

May 19, 2004 The United States of America looks like it is going to be put under full F.E.M.A controlled marshal law, with full Red Alert status after a high priority national 'treat' occurred today.
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Funny story:  Study: Laughter Not Best Medicine for Collapsed Lung

Study: Laughter Not Best Medicine for Collapsed Lung

Atlanta, GA-Doctors at Longview Memorial today released the findings of their study in progress on whether or not the old adage "Laughter is the best medicine" holds up. Results proved shocking.
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Funny story:  Man Charged Arm and Leg for Gasoline

Man Charged Arm and Leg for Gasoline

Los Angeles, CA-Ask anyone across America today, and they will tell you that gasoline prices have reached ridiculous highs. Not the least of whom would be newly christened double amputee Frank McCrane, a resident of Long Beach, who was recently charg...
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Funny story:  Explosive Evidence Found Aboard The Titanic

Explosive Evidence Found Aboard The Titanic

It has always been reported that the RMS Titanic hit an iceberg and sunk taking 1,523 souls with her, however, the last expedition conducted May 12, 2004 has revealed damning evidence that a submarine in the area of the disaster sent 2 simultaneous t...
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Funny story:  Ford And Ferrari Build SUV

Ford And Ferrari Build SUV

Ford and Ferrari are planning to combine forces and expertise to build the largest, fastest Sports Utility Vehicle on the market. Called the Extravaganza the proposed SUV, which will be marketed under the Ford brand, will have a wheel base of 500 in...
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Funny story:  Queens' Night Out

Queens' Night Out

The Queens who do not matter met last night, another of their regular monthly sistership meetings. Queen Beatrix of Holland, Queen Margrethe of Denmark, Queen Sonja of Norway, Queen Silvia of Sweden and Queen Paola of Belgium gathered this month in...
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Funny story:  In 'Moore' Trouble

In 'Moore' Trouble

19 May, 2004 Update from 'The Spoof 'report;'Walt to Moore on 'Fahrenheit 9/11' Film'...
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Funny story:  Hospital Bans Black Nurse From Caring For White Baby, Promises To Let Racist Babies Die Next Time

Hospital Bans Black Nurse From Caring For White Baby, Promises To Let Racist Babies Die Next Time

A black nurse was racially discriminated against when she was banned from taking care of a sick white baby in 1995, a tribunal ruled today.
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Funny story:  Shell Answer-Man Stumped

Shell Answer-Man Stumped

This afternoon, while The Shell Answer-Man was giving a speech titled "The Importance of Eating Your Vegetables" at The Joe Schmuckatelli Middle School in Baker, North Dakota, Billy Farnsworth blurted out "What's eight times seven?...
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