Funny story:  New Zealand Government Caught With Proverbial Trousers Round Ankles

New Zealand Government Caught With Proverbial Trousers Round Ankles

The Government of New Zealand, after the fleeting success of Shrek the Sheep, has today released a shock announcement as to how taxpayers' money has been spent.
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Funny story:  Lost: American Redneck Male

Lost: American Redneck Male

Please contact Ken Manboobs if you have seen an American Redneck – Male – that fits the following description and matches with the enclosed picture (right). Answers to the name “Shusha” (pronounced Buck). Real name J.T. Rey.
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Funny story:  Business Briefs?

Business Briefs?

In a return to the old fashioned ways in hopes of reclaiming old fashioned profits, IBM is re-instituting the Big Blue Dress Code which set the tone for IBM in the fifties and sixties. Men will be expected to wear dark suits with light colored shirt...
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Funny story:  Piers Morgan to Join Labour Party with Senior Cabinet Minister Backing

Piers Morgan to Join Labour Party with Senior Cabinet Minister Backing

In a shock secret interview with a top cabinet minister, it has been revealed that Piers Morgan, apparently 39, is to join the Labour Party in a bid to undermine the Prime Minister Tony Blair.
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Funny story:  Ronald McDonald whacks Wendy

Ronald McDonald whacks Wendy

San Diego - In a bizarre story like a plot right out of a Soprano's episode, Ronald McDonald was arrested today for the murder of Wendy from Wendy's. Wendy's body was found by an employee opening the store yesterday morning. It appears...
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Funny story:  Secret Agenda Of The Bush Space Program

Secret Agenda Of The Bush Space Program

Information leaked from the Bush White House confirms that the driving force behind the Bush Space Program is the implementation of a Christian agenda.
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Funny story:  Pope Names New  Saints

Pope Names New Saints

Vatican City, Vatican--- The papacy, in its effort to look hip and cool, to a modern world, has, to quote celebrity Chef Emeril "Bam"...
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Funny story:  Smarty Jones Arrested After Preakness Victory

Smarty Jones Arrested After Preakness Victory

Kentucky Derby and Preakness winner Smarty Jones was arrested early Sunday morning outside a downtown Baltimore Night club and charged with public drunkenness, lewd behavior and resisting arrest. The three-year-old thoroughbred was spotted by office...
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Funny story:  Lottery wins man

Lottery wins man

In an unprecedented move, the National Lottery has taken a homeless man slave after he was unable to pay for his winning lottery ticket, which he had acquired with a fake credit card.
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Funny story:  Flatulence of the Gods

Flatulence of the Gods

In Erich Von Daniken's new book Flatulence of the Gods, Von Daniken posits the theory that nebulae are not remnants of super nova - exploded stars - but rather gaseous emissions from a rip in the fabric of space-time.
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Funny story:  Bush: Terrorists are behind Newsweek approval rating poll

Bush: Terrorists are behind Newsweek approval rating poll

President Bush said today that his record-low 42% approval rating "sends the wrong message to our troops" and accused unpatriotic poll respondents of trying to "weaken our resolve."...
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Funny story:  Animal Rights Activists Hail Massachussetts' Rule on Fornification with Sheep!

Animal Rights Activists Hail Massachussetts' Rule on Fornification with Sheep!

Yesterday the Massachussetts' Legislature, "feeling nifty" after allowing gay marriage in their state, was praised by the National Association of Animal Rights Sexual Activisits for passing a law permitting the union of gay men with she...
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Funny story:  President Bush plans new Republican Youth movement

President Bush plans new Republican Youth movement

President Bush yesterday announced plans for a new youth group that will "Be like the Scouts only more mandatory and less gay" according to a White House spokesperson. This new force will of Young Republicans will wear Blue uniforms each with an arm...
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Funny story:  Homeless people = Alternative fuel?

Homeless people = Alternative fuel?

Esteemed English right-wing politician Sir Mark Hatcher has caused a stir in London today after he said that it would be of benefit to all if homeless people were to be 'recycled' or even 'cut into pieces' and used as fuel 'for th...
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Funny story:  Donald  Rumsfeld  To  Play  The  Ogre  In  SHREK  3

Donald Rumsfeld To Play The Ogre In SHREK 3

Hot gossip from the Cannes Film Festival suggests that smooth-talking Donald Rumsfeld has landed the plum role of the Ogre, in ‘Shrek 3'.
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Funny story:  Bush : Send in the ducks

Bush : Send in the ducks

George Bush unveiled plans in a White House press conference today to send "The Ducks" into Iraq. He was not, of course, referring to the hockey team - that would be silly - but rather the Asian Duck Corps prided for their efficiency and annihilat...
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Funny story:  Haitian Missile Crisis Resolved!

Haitian Missile Crisis Resolved!

The world cast a giant sign of relief today as Haiti and The United States retreated from the brink of war. Unconfirmed sources report that US bombers are returning to their bases and the US Navy has ended its blockade of the Caribbean Nation. The Ha...
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Funny story:  Americans Prefer Laughing Hyena to Kerry; Bush

Americans Prefer Laughing Hyena to Kerry; Bush

A new Zogby Research poll released Sunday night shows that by a 55 - 45 margin Americans prefer a laughing hyena to John Kerry, but that by a 65 - 35 margin those same voters prefer Kerry to Bush. When matched against a laughing hyena the hy...
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Funny story:  Sex: A Keynesian Analysis; An Urgent Manifesto For Men Who Are Frequently Told: "Not Tonight Honey"

Sex: A Keynesian Analysis; An Urgent Manifesto For Men Who Are Frequently Told: "Not Tonight Honey"

In a world where there is an equal number of men and women, and, by definition, the same numbers of men and women have sex, why is it that woman can charge for sex and men can't (generally speaking)? Why is it that in the dating game, men tend to get...
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Funny story:  FCC To Be Privatized!

FCC To Be Privatized!

Unconfirmed Sources report that plans are afoot to sell off the FCC to private interests. To head off increasing budget pressures the Bush Administration is considering selling off several government agencies. Rumor has it that the FCC is to be first...
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