Laughter is the worst medicine, doctors in a top international medical research center in London have revealed.
Frasier signed off for the last time, but only six people watched.
President Bush is reeling from yet another blunder which may just cost him his job. For months experts doubted Iraq's military might and supposed WMD's, to date no WMD's have been found and now, secret satellite pictures have been uncover...
Recently, the National Rifle Organization announced a concerted effort to renumber the Bill of Rights to the United States Constitution, replacing the First with the Second and then moving the Third to Second, dropping the First to Third. In an e...
IRVING, TX -- Local accountant, Dennis Harding, was released from Lou Sterritt County Correctional Facility on Tuesday after lengthy court proceedings.
LA, NY, Montreal (FP) - Twentieth Century Fox's global warming disaster epic has completely annihilated a previous film record before even being released for public consumption. The $125 million Hollywood blockbuster has ironically won the 'G...
The worst kept secret inside the beltway is out. Doctors for Donald Rumsfeld admitted today that the Secretary of Defense is legally insane.
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Israel has assassinated the Palestinian Observer to the Model UN in a missile strike late last night, local authorities have confirm...
(Moscow) In the past five years over fourteen thousand Muscovites have vanished without a trace. Families have searched long and hard for them to no avail. In the days of Soviet terror and at the height of Lubyanka's fame the disappearances would...
New York - Former President Bill Clinton announced today by press conference that he has finished writing the manuscript for his memoirs. The book is tentatively called "A President Exposed," which focuses on his eight years in the White Hous...
An immediate enquiry was launched today after allegations were made that the British Prime Minister was boosting his income by moonlighting as a taxi driver.
Doctors at Iceland's Institute of Height in Sklardsdotter released the results of a study which indicates that tall men tend to die much younger than shorter men. Though demonstrated anecdotally to the satisfaction of most specialists, this...
Washington DC - Shocking news out of the capitol today as America gets set to celebrate 50 years of integrated schools brought on by the landmark Brown v. Board of Education. In what can only be described as unprecedented, the Supreme C...
Michael Jackson tops the list in People Magazine's first annual "The 50 Ugliest People ". Jackson's numerous plastic surgeries and his private life, especially his private life with children has been a subject of a lot of public discussi...
Yesterday on "Hannity & Colms," Right-wing Obfuscator, Sean Hannity, proclaimed in a rambling, tearful-eyed speech on his own TV program that "You know, I'll bet that each of these disgusting photos of Iraqi detainees are **fake,**...
Recent reports of a steroid epidemic in Major League Baseball have spurred shocking allegations about widespread use of performance-enhancing drugs among stock brokers, politicians and TV news reporters.
(London) British Prime Minister Tony Blair will announce within the week his plans to give up chairmanship of the Labour Party and resign from his post as Prime Minister upon the ascendancy of a new chairman as P.M.
(New York) An internal memo at the Dome Insurance Company suggested arranging deaths of aging and failing customers to look like suicide. The suicide deaths would allow the company to refrain from paying death benefits as all Dome Life Insurance po...
Secretary of State Colin Powell shocked his constituents at the capital with the recent release of his debut CD "4 MA NIGGA'Z".