Spoof news stories from Monday 8 March 2004
Putin - "Stalin and I were just good friends"
Vlad "The Impaler" Putin, Russian President and predicted winner of the upcoming Russian Presidential Elections, was today scornful of claims that he is the ‘New Stalin'.
Politico Ad Nauseum
Three new Bush Campaign ads that feature the smoldering ruins of the World Trade Center have ignited criticism from the families of the victims, Democrats and anyone with a working moral compass. But it's not just the President's ads which ar...
I Believe in a thing called space
When u thought they couldnt get any more bigger and more OTT , The Darkness annouched they would do a gig for the missing space probe Beagal , but on MARS !...
New Extrreme Sport from Down Under
AUSTRALIA - A new extreme sport is gaining popularity 'down under'. Based on the medieval sport of knights,'Jousting'...
"GUANTANOMO BAY to the OLYMPICS"
GUANTANAMO BAY
In a surprise move residents of the Guantanomo Bay resort this week decided that it was about time to get down and shake it .
Ron Wood Back to the Bottle; Keith Richards Furious
Rolling Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood has reportedly been back to his drinking habit after staying sober for the past two years. Everyone in the Rolling Stones organization, including lead singer Mick Jagger, is said to be so worried about this---wit...