Spoof news stories from Thursday 18 March 2004
Dr. Phil's New Book: 7 Steps to Forging Your Ph.D
CHICAGO -- Perhaps the world's most recognized more-talk-than-walk weight loss guru after Oprah, Dr. Phil McGraw has just released a revealing new book entitled "7 Steps to Forging Your Ph.D".
Courtney Love Fires Herself in Courtroom Drama
Beverly Hills, CA - Singer and actress (?!) Courtney Love, who recently completed an on-line law degree, decided to represent herself in court this week and promptly fired herself.
Tetanus Shots to Save World
Scientists have discovered that tetanus shots could save the world from a race of aliens that could be heading our way.
Why Didn't Bubba Bomb bin Laden?
A leaked Predator drone surveillance video taken in 2000 during the Clinton Administration apparently shows Osama bin Laden standing on a farm in Afghanistan.