Spoof news stories from Wednesday 17 March 2004
Bush Twins to Pose for FHM
Barbara and Jenna Bush, the only sisters who party harder than the Hiltons, have decided to cash in on their fame and pose together for the men's mag, FHM.
We, the people, need new election procedures...
The other night, I decided that the United States needs new election procedures. I am sick of the same-old, same-old stuff. Who needs debates? No one listens to the issues. Obviously.
I am tired of watching stale campaign commercials. I say the next President of the United States should win just like an American Idol. We need to have a reality tv show to make a president.
Voters to slash Labour MPs by 408
After the recent budget announcements by the Chancellor of the Exchequer, McGordon McBrown, it has emerged that the British electorate is planning to reduce the number of Labour MPs in Parliament by 408.
Cheney Injured in Duel
Reports that Dick Cheney was stabbed are as yet uncomfirmed by the White house. However, a confidential hospital report reveals that he has recieved three rapier wounds to the face and neck.
Teenager Claims He Bought Porno Mag For The Articles
AUSTIN, TEXAS - A 13-year-old boy, caught in possession of last month's issue of Playboy Magazine, was grounded yesterday for three weeks by his mother, Megan Williams.
New Children's Vitamin-- Is it up to Speed?
Washington, DC- Many parents are outraged today after hearing the US Department of Education's plans to begin daily distribution of Flintstone vitamins in all public schools. The new vitamin contains the recommended daily allowances of all majo...
Rumsfeld: ‘Operation Spanish Freedom under way'
Minutes after the announcement of Jose Aznar's massive defeat in Spanish National elections, Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld urged the free world to intervene and restore law and order in the Iberian peninsula: "Socialist Jose Zapatero, the se...
She says nay..and he says YAY!
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Sometimes we at The Spoof happen upon the quirkiest of news events ,some might say 'bordering on the far-fetched'.
Earth Expanding
Scientists have discovered that the earth is expanding at a incredibly quick rate along with the rest of the universe.