Funny story:  Prostitute Fingers John Ashcroft!

Prostitute Fingers John Ashcroft!

(AP) An embarrassed John Ashcroft hid from reporters this morning after it was revealed that a prostitute has accused the US Attorney General of lewd acts. The scantily clad young woman was being held on prostitution charges in Falls Church. "H...
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Funny story:  Florida Elects Another "DumbAss" For Prezodent

Florida Elects Another "DumbAss" For Prezodent

Happy Shops convenience store mopping supervisor, Bubba Domas ("DumbAss"), was recently voted Prezodent of the Crestview Trailer Park Cooperative, LLC ("CTP"). This election will have great resonance in the small Florida c...
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Funny story:  Goat Glands Prove Effective

Goat Glands Prove Effective

Scientists in Basil, Switzerland announced today that goat glands used as an aphrodisiac are effective when used properly. According to the scientists previous studies were flawed because researchers injected goat gland matter into men witho...
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Funny story:  Parcells Issues Apology for "Inappropriate References"

Parcells Issues Apology for "Inappropriate References"

IRVING, Texas (AP) -- Bill Parcells apologized Monday for several terms he used in discussing the Dallas Cowboy's minicamp. Parcells was describing some of the Cowboy's new plays when he made his remarks.
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Funny story:  Blunkett's little secret.

Blunkett's little secret.

British Home Secretary, David Blunkett, today revealed that he is in fact not blind.
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Funny story:  Verizon offers Caller ID Blocking Blocking Bypassing

Verizon offers Caller ID Blocking Blocking Bypassing

It's an inevitable but innovative move in phone services, as Verizon is the first to offer Caller ID Blocking Blocking Bypass.
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Funny story:  Greenspan forecasts doom if he dies

Greenspan forecasts doom if he dies

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Alan Greenspan said that the Federal Reserve will run out of money and the world will fall into financial despair when he dies.
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Funny story:  Ad Execs Say Bush, Kerry TV Spots Boring

Ad Execs Say Bush, Kerry TV Spots Boring

WASHINGTON - The Madison Avenue hucksters behind the Verizon "Can you hear me now?" biatch and the presumptuous McDonald's "I'm lovin' it" ads think this year's presidential campaign ads could use some pizazz.
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Funny story:  Gonad Grease - New Lubricant To Replace Oil

Gonad Grease - New Lubricant To Replace Oil

Scientists in Finland have discovered that grease from human male gonads can be used to replace fossil fuel based oil as a lubricant.
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Funny story:  World's tallest man views Reagan casket

World's tallest man views Reagan casket

SIMI VALLEY, Calif. - The tallest man in the world is one of the thousands of people coming to get a first glimpse of the flag-draped casket of Ronald Reagan.
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Funny story:  Venus flytrap lures Enron heist gang to CIA island

Venus flytrap lures Enron heist gang to CIA island

(Greenwich Royal Observatory, London) In a once in a lifetime occurrence visible only to lie-detector trained specialists, a gigantic Dionaea Muscipula this morning crossed the Earth's orbit and headed straight to an area cordoned off by the Def...
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Funny story:  Iraq government temps get naked truth

Iraq government temps get naked truth

BAGHDAD -- In a controversial development today, members of the new Iraqi interim government were stripped and marched to their offices by coalition troops.
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Funny story:  Reagan's Image To Adorn Small Change?

Reagan's Image To Adorn Small Change?

In celebration of the death of Ronald Reagan, many Conservative groups have begun advocating to have the "Grandfather of the Neo-Con Movements" likeness adorn some form of American currency. The push to have the dead actors face replace that of Presi...
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Funny story:  Apple Introduces Expensive White Box with Holes, Plug, and Logo

Apple Introduces Expensive White Box with Holes, Plug, and Logo

SILICON VALLEY, CA June 8 - Apple today unveiled a new device called iBOX. This attractive white box plugs into a typical wall socket and draws an economical 650 watts of power simply to light up the its useless logo. However, befor...
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Funny story:  Local Girl Reports She Wants to "Punch" Avril Lavigne

Local Girl Reports She Wants to "Punch" Avril Lavigne

Topeka, Kansas - Local area resident, Cotie Shintani, 13, wants to "punch" popular Canadian songstress Avril Lavigne. On Monday evening, while typing to an undisclosed friend through the popular AOL Instant Messenger, Shintani expressed that "someti...
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Funny story:  Gatorade Introduces New Meat Flavored Beverages

Gatorade Introduces New Meat Flavored Beverages

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON - After public demand and a 46-hour hunger strike, the Gatorade Corporation has finally approved plans for a brand new lineup of meat flavored sports drinks. Some of the upcoming flavors include Fierce Pork, Frosty Beef, a...
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Funny story:  Lost Paperwork Traps Refugee in Crappy French Airport

Lost Paperwork Traps Refugee in Crappy French Airport

PARIS, France June 8th - He could be any passenger waiting for a flight, cleaning his socks in a drinking fountain of Charles de Gaulle Airport's Terminal One, luggage piled neatly by his side.
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Funny story:  N.Y. mayor seeks to silence the city

N.Y. mayor seeks to silence the city

NEW YORK CITY -- In an ambitious effort to bring peace to New Yorkers, Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg is going to outlaw noise in the borough of Manhattan.
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Funny story:  Osama Bin Laden Will Attend Reagan Funeral

Osama Bin Laden Will Attend Reagan Funeral

Washington (AP) Osama Bin Laden is going to try to attend Ronald Reagan's funeral this week. The CIA reports a high level of chatter on several Middle East channels that indicate the terrorist leader will alter his appearance in order to show up with...
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Funny story:  New sea creature lurking in the deep

New sea creature lurking in the deep

PLACID, Fla. -- A ghastly, 23-foot-long squid with arms more than half its total length has been captured on videotape in four different oceans in recent years.
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