LONDON - Ex-Beatles member Paul McCartney said, "I tried heroin just once and didn't like it." McCartney repeated the statement a number of times in public before a few reporters heard him and decided to try to make some kind of news item about it.
Los Angeles - In a move that shocked no one, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony married after weeks of denying anything more than a friendship. The wedding was apparently an attempt to get Lopez in the news for 183 consecutive weeks, a new record for a...
You can beg an idiot for a lot but remember, you must never harm the idiot. The senses react to pain.
Now, if you were to provide honey to an idiot, that idiot might be sufficiently attracted to remaining a fool!...
Late today, President George Bush and Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld announced at a brief press conference that up to 150,000 Boy Scouts from across America would be called into active duty in Iraq effective immediately.
(MUNCHKINLAND, Oz)--Longtime mayor of Munchkinland, Joey Beavers, was indicted on fraud and conspiracy charges in the Emerald City Regional Court today.
To my fellow Arab American Citizens:...
Ronald Reagan died Saturday afternoon and within hours both accolades and criticisms of the former actor, President and grandfather of America's Neo Con movement were pouring in from the afterlife. John Edward, host of televisions Crossing Over was q...
The Longpoington family - father, mother and daughter - of Essex were settling down to an evening meal of artichokes and mushrooms, when two different squads arrived in their dining room.
NEW YORK CITY -- Rev. Al Sharpton is being touted as the replacement for Jay Leno on NBC's legendary Tonight Show.
DURNBARN, Tenn. -- The first post-life Ronald Reagan sighting has taken place only hours after the former President/actor's death was announced.
BEL AIRE, CALIFORNIA - Saturday, June 5, 2004. Former President Ronald Reagan finally met the real "Gipper" this afternoon. After living 93 years, Reagan will have a chance to sit down and have a chat with the legendary George Gipp who di...