CORCUPONIA, Wisc. -- A new poll released shows that if the general election were held today, the South still couldn't have won the Civil War.
CORCUPONIA, Wisc. -- A new poll released shows that if the general election were held today, Bob Hope would still be dead.
CORCUPONIA, Wisc. -- A new poll released shows that if the general election were held today, there would still be no reason for the Dave Clark 5 to reunite.
CORCUPONIA, Wisc. -- A new poll released shows that if the general election were held today, then yesterday would have been the day before election day.
CORCUPONIA, Wisc. -- A new poll released shows that if the general election were held today, tomorrow would still be the day after election day.
CORCUPONIA, Wisc. -- A new poll released shows that if the general election were held today, the weather would be better than in November.
CORCUPONIA, Wisc. -- A new poll released shows that if the general election were held today, the general public would be confused and start to shop for Christmas.
CORCUPONIA, Wisc. -- A new poll released shows that if the general election were held today, small children would still not be able to cast votes.
CORCUPONIA, Wisc. -- A new poll released shows that if the general election were held today, people would believe it was election day.
CORCUPONIA, Wisc. -- A new poll released shows that if the general election were held today, no voting machines would be ready at the polling places.
Cover songs
So what can you do when these crap boy bands that prove to be crapper every time have run out of ideas after their second album so they start singing cover songs that sound the same way they did 20 years ago and now they are in the no.1 spot they win the best award for song writing and you know that your going to find 7 cover songs on their greatest hits album?!!...
"So long Suckers," says giddy former Administrator...
An Odd looking space probe is all set to begin its four-year mission to Saturn - to study the ringed planet and the many moons that move under its influence and to determine if there are any decent beaches.
Gordon Brown and his supporters today stunned Parliament by launching an official bid for the leadership of the Labour Party against Tony Blair. Under Party rules, 20% of all Labour MPs must support a leadership challenge. However, the usually prud...
The US was today bidding farewell to Ronald McDonald on a national day of mourning of a scale not seen for generations.
(Buckingham Palace, Tuesday 29 June) There will be no royal opening of the Diana Memorial Fountian in Hyde Park next week.
Washington (June 29) - Under intense public pressure including a personal appeal from shock jock Howard Stern, the Federal Communications Commission is considering fining Vice-President Dick Cheney $275,000 for using the f-word in a conversation with...
Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber are to renew their partnership for what is being hailed as ‘the musical to end all musicals’.
The pair who gave the world ‘Jesus Christ Superstar’ and ‘Evita’ have already penned the score for ‘Basra’s Burning’, a musical based around a humble Iraqi family and how America and Britain freed them from Saddam’s shackles of slavery.
The BBC has set out its "radical" vision for how it should operate in the 21st Century as part of its charter review process.
As the low-key transfer of sovereignty back to the Iraqi people made the headlines, the real proof that life is slowly returning to normal in the war-torn country was happening less than a mile away from the US compound in Baghdad.
Breaking news that the Atkins diet can affect women's chances of having a baby will come as no surprise to the tens of thousands who have adopted the high protein fad.
Tuesday, June 29, 2004 Posted: 3:34 AM EDT (0734 GMT)...
The Make a Wish Foundation was forced to disband this week after a young leukemia patient insisted that the charity organization cease to exist.
Euro 2004 has been abandoned on the eve of the semi-finals in Portugal.
As public libraries face declining funding and rising costs for books, a growing number are turning to stronger tactics to track down overdue material. Ignore the traditional overdue notice, and you may hear from a new government debt collection agen...
BUBBA, TENNESSEE - Sally Mander, last year's winner of the annual National Spelling Bee contest, lost her second title today after she spelled the word "shit" with a capital "C".
VICTORIA, B.C. - Master Gardener, Hector Creatmore, recently diagnosed with terminal cancer, admitted to using human body parts as "filler" in his organic compost fertilizer.
Paloma (Roto_Rooters) - Spurned by the LGF #351 (Local Greens Farmers) that embraced him four years ago, independent presidential candidate Ralph Nader pressed ahead on Monday without his daily dose of fiber.