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“The Head Teacher provides strong and inspirational leadership.”...
WASHINGTON- Shortly after disavowing its controversial memo on the use of torture, the Justice Department conceded that it had "no freaking clue" what actions might constitute a breach of international law concerning the detention or in...
In the face of increasing pressure from the ACLU, and the father of a little girl in California who is offended that his small daughter has to memorize the Declaration of Independence, Rod Paige, U.S. Secretary of Education, promised to have all re...
Speed Racer was arrested on Route 66 near Amarillo, Texas, for travelling 270 mph in a 25 mph zone. The animated racer hero was cited for speeding, aggravated speeding and speeding with the intent to speed. He was also charged with possession of spee...
The presidency, The Gipper now reminds us, is performance art.
And so George Bush, badly miscast as leader of the free world, plays President George W. Bush -- part action hero, part villain, part Burt Reynolds ham -- with a devious twinkle and a trillion-dollar smirk.
The 9/11 commission has found no evidence of a significant link between Iraq and al Qaeda. But spanning the globe in our round-the-clock mission to bring you only the fakest fake news, the
SCINTILLA, Neb. -- A poll taken among Nobel Prize winners about who these people would vote for in the next Presidential election revealed an astounding result.
WASHINGTON - Secretary of State Colin Powell is prepared to announce that the earlier reports stating that terror fell in the last calendar year were actually inaccurate. So inaccurate in fact that it appears the initial reports diametrically opposed...
WASHINGTON. Rumors are circulating that President George W. Bush is dangerously confused about what he sees on TV. The Bush administration announced that it has not come up with a way to counter the latest move by the terrorists: giving head to all...
Iraq, June 22, 2004. Fifteen terrorists were killed today in a shootout amongst themselves over the last drivable car in Baghdad. It appears that recent car bombings have completely depleted the vehicles in the area. Joe Pacifico of the lo...
Toronto, AP (June 22, 2004)...
NEW YORK (JUNE 22) - Even as shoppers line up outside bookstores to get their copy of "My Life", publisher Alfred A. Knopf has already announced that a deluxe edition will be available later this month featuring a cover photo of a pair of gray pinstr...
God has sacked Pope John Paul II. The dismissal came soon after a 10-minute telephone conversation the two had.
The Al Qaeda has claimed that it has beheaded United States President George W Bush.
An Indian actress has claimed that former United States President Bill Clinton had sex with her and has not yet paid the bill.
Forest Grove, OR - George Herbert believed he'd gotten away with one last Sunday night after diner, but thanks to a perceptive set of ears, one discerning nose, and quick action, he was sorely mistaken.
Note to my readers: The Klingon Assault Force Commander has granted me permission to operate as an "embedded journalist" allowing me to move freely through his troops and even accompany them during combat missions. This repo...
(Little Cock, Arkansas; Tuesday 22nd June) Former US President Bill Clinton's autobiography "My Lie" has gone on sale in bookshops across America.
After taking a beating in recent opinion polls following the 9-11 Commissions disclosures regarding the absence of evidence relating to links between Al Qaeda and Saddam Hussein's Iraqi regime, President George W. Bush attempted...
During it's time on the air, Sesame Street has been broadcast to more than 120 million children in 130 nations and three galaxies, making it - according to the Children's Television Workshop, the show's producer-"a really big deal."...
After years of making children laugh and crave sweets before breakfast, Cookie Monster is set to be killed off Sesame Street, an insider source reports. The lovable blue monster will meet his demise by the end of the summer season in a two-fold effo...
LEXINGTON, Ky--At least 50,000 screaming teenage girls appeared at a general casting call for the Cameron Crowe film "Elizabethtown" starring Orlando Bloom.
Dallas, TX -- Residents of the city woke up Monday morning to find a giant bunny ravaging downtown buildings. Al-Qaeda has already claimed responsibility for the attack.
Unconfirmed Sources report Playboy will soon start a new magazine directed at arab men. " Ji-Hotties" will hit the Arab street in just a few days. Our sources indicate the White House pressured the publisher to start the venture to help &qu...