Actress Hannah Dakota Fanning has just had a baby. At 10:40PM June 15th, the young actress gave birth to a 4 pound girl which she is still discussing with her mother of whether to keep the baby or give her up for adoption, as Sheryl Crow was very r...
The three lions, as used on the shirts of the England football team, are to be dropped after Euro 2004 the Football Association has announced. In a press statement the FA stated that a change of emblem has been forced upon them by the discovery tha...
June 17, 2004 - In light of the recent Senate Intelligence Committee's findings that there was no connection between Al Quaeda's 9-11 strike and Saddam Hussein, Vice-president, Dick Cheney, admitted today to a news reporter,...
(Washington) Former Washington D.C. mayor Marion Barry, known for his past problems with cocaine use, announced this week his plans to run for office again in the district. Perhaps more surprising was Barry's statement that he had just...
The stupid American Generals think I have been hiding in caves in Afghanistan and Pakistan. I have been secretly touring with Britney Spears for the past ten months. My job has been to shave the girl every day. When I get done with her, only the hair...
PARIS -- The search for Amelia Earhart is over.
CHICAGO -- A policy created by the United Association of Press Writers (UAPW) in a unanimous vote calls for all newspapers and agencies to ban Britney Spears stories.
BUGSWORTH, Md. -- Champion golfer Tiger Woods killed a strange sand monster with his club while playing a tournament and saved the lives of hundreds.
GREENWICH. Work is now underway to transport the entire Royal Observatory from Greenwich, where it has been located since the site was owned by Humphrey, Duke of Gloucester (brother of Henry V), to an undisclosed ranch near Crawford, Texas in the Uni...
The 13th of August will herald the start of the Athens 2004 Olympic Games, or as close to it as their builders can manage.
Britney Spears' publicist confirmed that the pop tart has found true love and will marry Cory LaRusso, a 19-year-old cook at the new McDonald's in Moline, Ill.
Crispy pan-fried noodle cake--the delicious and easy-to-make Cantonese dish described by New York Times food writer Mark Bittman in his weekly column--has been found to be useful in two new venues: to control bleeding during various ca...
Pressured by rising fuel costs and the war in Iraq, the US Navy embarked on a program to reduce fuel costs, by acquiring new warships that rely on solar and wind power. Galleon Enterprises, won the bid securing an order for 150 of the fuel efficient...
Gold River, B.C., Canada -- Primary reports received from boaters on the Gold River indicate that the Indians from the Mowachaht First Nation tribe, who wanted to keep the killer whale Luna from being captured by Canadian and U.S. officials coaxed Lu...
US immigration officials have announced that from next month, visitors to the US will be sexually humiliated as a condition of entry into the country. The procedure will involve each visitor being stripped naked and chained to a radiator, whilst reta...
In a result that is being heralded as 'the dawn of a new age in multi-cultural Britain' and derided as 'the inevitable consequence of apathy' Romanian Socialist party candidate Dejan Hagi resoundingly defeated competition from the est...
The results of an 89 year trial announced today by the passport office have paved the way for the phased introduction of passports for pets. Human passports have been in operation since 1915 when they replaced formal letters of introduction and guara...
It was back in the late eighties that Patrick Swayze mesmerised the ladies with his hip movements but who would have thought that nearly 20 years later he would be playing for the Czech Republic.
Republicans are scrambling to find a candidate to replace George W. Bush in time for the Republican National Convention in New York City this August. While six months ago President Bush looked like such a shoo in for the nomination that the GOP never...
(AP) George Bush issued a Presidential proclamation today stating that all women wearing green pants must work on the third floor of the building in which they work. If the building consists of an old part and a new part they must work in the old pa...
10. Needs more time to learn to speak extempore and without a European accent.
9. Did not want to become the head of third-world country.
8. Did not understand the President when he asked, "Would you like to avoid controversy and let somebody else in your party become Prime Minister?," in HINDI and she simply replied, "Yes."
7. Could not find a replacement to manage the Rajiv Gandhi Found...
New York - Noted internet satire The Bunion has been officially taken over by goddamn hippies, sources have told The Spoof.
ORLANDO, Florida -- TheSpoof.com has announced that it is launching an alternative lifestyle satire site, known as Spoofta.com.
Washington, DC June 16, 2004. George Bush said he is tired of constantly growing public criticism. He directed his staff to find a solution. The Bush administration promptly huddled to identify a way to reverse their daily drop in the pol...
WASHINGTON. The Bush administration has a long wish list for the NATO summit to be held at the Emerald City in Istanbul, Turkey later this month. Persuading NATO allies to shoulder more of the military burden in Iraq and Afghanistan will follow close...