Rupert Murdoch, the world's greatest garbage recycler, today announced that he is to buy The United Kingdom Independence Party. At the moment, UKIP is seen as little more than a focal point for scapegoat-seekers and an alternative to The Ulster Unio...
Britain's speed camera policy has reached a new level of controversy.
Cricket superstar Sachin Tendulkar announced in Mumbai (India) that he would captain the Pakistan team.
The United Nations has announced a revolutionary plan that will turn the entire world into illiterates by 2007.
The World Wildlife Fund has announced plans for a special newspaper for animals.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has decided to stop leaning.
Rush Limbaugh, the well known talk conservative talk show host is facing his third divorce. Having survived encounters with the Dade County investigations into his drug habits, and his battle with deafness, the embattled Rush tried unsuccessfully to prevent a press conference by his wife Mara Limbaugh revealing secrets Rush wanted kept quiet.
“He is not named Rush for no reason” said Mrs.
HOUSTON (AP) Halliburton, the world's leading provider of products and services to the oil and gas industry, revealed that two obscure investors are positioning themselves to take over the 85 year old Texas company. Dave Lesar, CEO for Halliburto...
(Lake Geneva, Switzerland; Wednesday 16 June) Reports just in state that the Swiss Navy earlier today sank a Colombian-registered tanker allegedly carrying 1000 tonnes of cocaine as it tried to enter Swiss territorial waters. The MV Septum was in...
After years of trying to convince New Yorkers and Angelenos that orange was the new black, pink was the new black, and gray was the new black, major fashion designers have conceded that black is the new black, the old black, the current black, and th...
EUROPE -- Voters in the European Union (EU) have sent disturbing messages of apathy, mistrust and...
Los Angeles - Representatives from the Britney Spears camp have confirmed cancellation of her "Fully Deflowered and Loving It" Summer Tour presented by Valtrex.
CHICAGO, Illinois -- In what experts expected would one day come to pass since they, on numerous occasions, had previously tested for and found excrement in McDonald's "beef" patties, a Seattle woman bit into her Quarter Pounder and got...
AP, Helion, Stardate 17549.1. In a move unprecedented in American politics, Vin Diesel agreed to accept the Republican Vice Presidential candidacy, only days after accepting the Democratic VP candidacy (reported in The Spoof on Stardate 1754...
(Vatican Library, Tuesday). Astonished scholars of the Holy See today unveiled the findings of the Grateful Dead Sea Scroll Committee, headed by Prof Geezer Worms, which categorically state that the alleged founder of the Christian Church was in fa...
Vatican Officials have released a report saying that although the Inquisition burned people at the stake, stretched them to death on the rack, maimed and abused tens of thousands and possibly millions just because they weren't Roman Catholic, it real...
The acting community was stunned after Variety Magazine reported that an anonymous source spotted what is believed to be a tan line on George Hamilton.
The American Supreme Court, technically an independent body, moved swiftly to sidestep the "Pledge of Allegiance" issue.
A Government paper leaked to The Spoof has shown that speed cameras have been highly concentrated in certain areas, so as to deliberately cause more road accidents in others.
On a small island just off the coast of Kilmuckridge called Joscelin a family of giants has been discovered. Locals say they have known of this phenomenon for many a year but thought it best for the family's well being to keep it secret.
In order to raise funding to supply body armor to US troops in Iraq, the Special Operations Force now offer specialized guided tours in the Iraqi Desert. For $300 US dollars, adventurers can mount the Demolition Unit Night Evaders (DUNE) buggies and...
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