St. Paul, Minnesota (July 7) --- Yesterday I talked to native Minnesotian Ross Walters. He told me all about his interesting life journey. Including his interesting Life, the game, journey.
"Well," he started with a smile, "when I was twelve I played the game Life. It was my first time playing. By the end I had gone through college, become a doctor, married and had three ki...
HAMBURG, GERMANY --- The sporting world was in shock today after one of the best loved amateur boxing referees was killed after a pummelling from a Special Olympian blind boxer, who had mistakenly thought the referee was his opponent during a first r...
Washington (July 7) --- Earlier this morning President Bush revealed his new project. Lucky I happened to be hiding, at the time, in the white houses' front gardens. I was one of the first to hear the news. He stood out on the front steps and in...
BIRMINGHAM, UK -- Today was the day animal rights activists worldwide celebrated after a triumphant landmark case in Birmingham Crown Court. Steven Aldwin (34) succeeded in winning an historical judgement as an animal rights activist, and was granted...
Wagwan. This is Fitzroy. Fitzroy Neal. You may have heard of me, I was the first and foremost black teacher to be hired at Holland Parke School.
That said I will probably be the only black teacher to be hired.
Saddam Hussein, with Osama bin Laden as his running mate, is aiming to become the first foreigner to win the American Presidency.
A shortage of bulls has affected the world economy, a leading economist has stated.
PITTSBURGH, Pennsylvania -- John Kerry, presumptive democratic nominee for president, announced today that he is choosing Senator John Edwards of North Carolina to be his running mate.
The Government is attempting to outlaw religious hatred in the UK by making the Labour Party the country's only legal faith.
Gaithersburg, MD (July 7) --- Not to be outdone now that the Democratic ticket is in place, Vice President Dick Cheney announced early this morning that George Bush would once again join his ticket as the Republican presidential nominee. "He's a kno...
US-appointed Iraqi Prime Minister Iyad Allawi is to change his name by deed poll to Saddam Hussein, it emerged earlier today.
Howard Dean, the former governor of Vermont and embarrassing Democratic candidate for president, recently opened the Howard Dean Primal Scream Therapy Clinic in Burlington, Vt. The man who actually thought he had a chance at president found himself...
John Kerry, foiled in his attempt to outsource the vice presidency, has opted for Senator John Edwards.
Los Angeles Ca. An identified source, close to Shaq O'Neal, stated today that the superstar L.A. Lakers center has made a bid to buy Coach K personally. The Lakers front office has denied any knowledge of the purchase, and are not speaking to any...
Busty former tennis fashionista and Jergens "hand" lotion's leading salesperson, Anna Kournikova, may not be able to win a tennis match, or, even currently be playing the sport.