A young British doctor has sensationally been found in a compromising position with a young penguin today. The doctor who is a practised master of Nerdicine, protested that the penguin, or heli as she or it likes to be called, had consented to the ac...
WASHINGTON - Tom Ridge, Secretary of Homeland Security, unveiled a sweeping new plan for Americans to remain safe in their homes. Chief among the points in the plan is an inflatable biosuit that Ridge says can protect ordinary Americans in most situ...
Presidential hopeful John Kerry went on the attack earlier today when he announced to the worlds press that American citizens now have more chance of being killed in Iraq than Detroit.
Garda arrested Darby O'Gill and his gang known as "the little people" today in a raid on his farm in conection with an investigatioin into a theft ring and links to the IRA.
In a move to appeal to another minority group, Senator John Kerry has teamed up with Transvestite Comedian Eddie Izzard. The two will appear in a series of 13 live concerts to be held in various battleground states in the months after the Democratic...
Washington, DC - John Kerry's campaign manager, tired of the traditional polling practices, has adopted a new policy of alternative polling.
In a telephone conversation with a local TV reporter, God informed his loyal fans that he has had enough and is leaving town.