SAN FRANCISCO - It seems that presumed Democratic presidential candidate, John Kerry, and his running mate, John Edwards aren't waiting for the honeymoon. In a rally near the San Francisco waterfront, the two Johns surprised supporters by engaging i...
All efforts to conceal Maxine Carr's identity fell apart today when news of her affair with Sven Goran Eriksson broke. Well actually her water broke but that was all the nurses at the Battersea Nursing Home needed, to start a mad scramble for a t...
Sir Alex Ferguson has raided the Ugandan Premier League to sign striker Meatand Twoveg. The Idi Amin lookalike flew into Old Trafford this morning and after a quick physical put his cross on the dotted line.
In an unprecedented peace move US Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld (left) today handed power to the former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein (right).
Pope John-Paul II has urged all French Catholics to move to the Vatican immediately to escape anti-Catholic sentiments in France.