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Ever wondered what George Bush's middle name stands for? Well we have the answer. Reporters for Geneology Magazine went t...
UPI, Baghdad, Iraq, July 15, 2004 - Billed as three days of peace, love and understanding, the U.S. government is planning to sponsor the first annual "Baghdadstock Music and Arts Fair" on August 15 - 17.
As many of you know, I design, manufacture and market ashtrays. I’d like to share with you some of the success I had with a recent design over the past weekend with one of my most exciting models: The Wristray. This is an ashtray that is build around a previous invention, the wristwatch, that though clever, I cannot lay claim to. While a good idea, the wristwatch has one MAJOR drawback - it can...
Whoopie Goldberg is a gas! Or at least she could have been. In a bizarre attempt to get her Slim-Fast contract renewed, Whoopie charged through the gate of the diet corporation in a 2005 Hummer H2, (which everyone later agreed was a fine piec...
(Washington D.C, Thursday) Raging fury tonight among card-carrying Democrats as controversy looms about their internet chat room "Democratic Underground Doc Con" which was accused today of supporting Vice President Dick Cheney's surpr...
Vatican City, Thursday (Riotous) - The Pope was being treated for a migraine-induced brain seizure yesterday following an official request from Saddam Hussain's legal team for their client to convert to Catholicism and automatically qualify for...
Washington, DC - Public health experts and beltway spin doctors are trying to understand and explain why the gonorrhea rate among the nation's legislators, their staff and aides is over twelve-times the rate for the general population.
WELLPORT, Wy. -- Stumping for the '04 campaign, Vice President Dick Cheney quashed all rumors concerning his being dropped from the Republican ticket with one line.
In a dramatic development today Big Brother contestant Ahmed Aghil exploded earlier today following an argument with a fellow housemate.
President George W. Bush, after declining to address the NAACP National Convention, has apparently decided that he has to talk to some African Americans somewhere before the election in November, so he will speak to the National Urban League in Detro...
London, England, A spokesperson for Oxford English Dictionary has allegedly announced that it is to update the word ‘whitewash' to that of a more contemporary meaning.
Judge Lance Ito has issued a restraining order against Senator John Kerry barring him from appearing in Latino clubs in Los Angeles. The restraining order was sought by the Special Gang Unit of the Los Angeles Police Department following Senator Ker...
OSTRAVA, Czech Republic (SP) -- The woman running around the track isn't just chasing a maraschino cherry on a string, she's running for glory in Athens.