Funny story:  Latest Study Shows Linkage between On-Hold Music and Headaches

Latest Study Shows Linkage between On-Hold Music and Headaches

Boston - Researchers at Boston College have found a significant link between severe headaches and the amount of time people spend on hold listening to preprogrammed music.
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Funny story:  "Hi, I'm Billy Mays for OxiClean!"

"Hi, I'm Billy Mays for OxiClean!"

CULVERT, IOWA (AP) You're watching TV late at night down in the den. The rest of the family is upstairs sound asleep. You've got the volume turned way down as you listen to just one more repeat of stale news. Then, out of nowhere you are suddenly thr...
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Funny story:  Rummy Still Suffering "South of the Border"

Rummy Still Suffering "South of the Border"

Bethesda, MD - Earlier this month, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld was given a clean bill of health by Dr. Jeremy North at the Bethesda Medical Center following a prostrate cancer scare. However, all is not well in Mr. Rumsfeld's nether regions...
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Funny story:  Senate Sets Up Road Blocks To Gay Marriage

Senate Sets Up Road Blocks To Gay Marriage

By Davido Devadip Espinosa Mexico City AP,...
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Funny story:  Country Club Serves Cat Head Hors D'oeuvres

Country Club Serves Cat Head Hors D'oeuvres

CRYSTAL LAKE, IL-- The Shady Pines country club in Crystal Lake Illinois Shocked guests of a wedding reception on Saturday when they served severed cat heads as appetizers before dinner.
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Funny story:  Coca-Cola Decides to Fight Back at Terrorists

Coca-Cola Decides to Fight Back at Terrorists

Ricky Von Schmidt, July 6, 2004 United Kingdom Press...
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Funny story:  Formidable ballet tutor Oliphant dies at 85

Formidable ballet tutor Oliphant dies at 85

Tuesday, July 13, 2004 - Page A1...
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Funny story:  Alistair Campbell dumps Clinton UK TV interview

Alistair Campbell dumps Clinton UK TV interview

London (Rioters) - TV chiefs reacted with dismay today at the news that ex-Blair spin doctor Alistair Campbell has dropped his forthcoming interview with Bill Clinton on live UK prime time following dismal British sales of his memoir "Mi Lai&quo...
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Funny story:  Gay Marriage Ban has Married People Up in Arms

Gay Marriage Ban has Married People Up in Arms

A new poll finds most Americans are against a Gay Marriage Ban Amendment while at the same time are against homosexuals marrying. One of the poll respondents, Festus P. Hymen of Billings, Montana said, " Well shit, of course I wish I had a gay marria...
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Funny story:  American democracy put on hold

American democracy put on hold

Citing increasing fear of a terrorist attack, the White House announced this morning that all future American elections are to be cancelled until further notice.
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Funny story:  John Kerry's planned convention speech leaked

John Kerry's planned convention speech leaked

Democratic National Committee Chairman Terry McAuliffe is engaged in a desperate attempt to find the person or persons who leaked John Kerry's alleged acceptance speech at the nominating convention later this month.
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Funny story:  Bob the Builder to deliver Iraq report soon

Bob the Builder to deliver Iraq report soon

The official inquiry into the intelligence used to send British Troops to a second war in the gulf is due at some point in the near future.
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Funny story:  Exclusive: Saddam Pleads Guilty, Names Accomplices

Exclusive: Saddam Pleads Guilty, Names Accomplices

The former Iraqi strongman Saddam Hussein has claimed that in an affidavit presented to an Iraqi judge, he had pleaded guilty and also named a few accomplices. Mr. Hussein made this claim in an exclusive interview to this reporter. This interview was...
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Funny story:  Child Punishment: Amendment to the Children's Bill.

Child Punishment: Amendment to the Children's Bill.

An amendment to the child punishment law has been voted in at the House of Lords. Parents are no longer allowed to touch their children in any way at all.
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Funny story:  Kerry Runs Into Problems in the Latino Community

Kerry Runs Into Problems in the Latino Community

Senator John Kerry toured Latino nightspots in LA after his recent Hollywood fund raiser seeking to impress club patrons that he is a regular guy they could count on to understand their problems. Unfortunately as he attempted to lip sync Herb Alper...
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Funny story:  Bill Clinton's Sax

Bill Clinton's Sax

Former President Bill Clinton has donated his favorite saxophone to the Pumpsie & Velveeta Frickenmeister Heartland Presidential Museum located in Waterloo, Iowa. The prized saxophone which he reportedly bought at a pawn shop in downtown Sausalito, California for $17 will be housed along with other presidential items and memorabilia such as: 1. The boyhood bathtub that once belonged to J...
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Funny story:  CIA yardsale, auction to help deficit

CIA yardsale, auction to help deficit

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Now that the CIA has admitted it never really did its job, the agency will be selling to the public all of its properties in a giant yardsale on the White House lawn soon.
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Funny story:  Bumbling Bush Frosts French

Bumbling Bush Frosts French

Washington, DC - A mistaken assumption that a microphone was off has landed President Bush in hot water with French President Jacques Chirac. The incident occurred while the President was recording a special message to be included in an upcoming epi...
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Funny story:  Bubble Boy Leaves House, Gets Job

Bubble Boy Leaves House, Gets Job

BLOOMINGTON ILLINOIS-- After spending the first 19 years of his life in a protective plastic bubble, a Bloomington man took his first steps into the outside world this week.
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