Athens Greece.In a decision that suprised no one, the International Olympic Committee banned the Chinese Womens swim team for illegal substances and having fins.
Ron Reagan will address the Democratic National Convention on the subject of stem cell research. Ron is the son of Ronald Reagan who was a "B" movie actor and spokesman for General Electric before dying this past month without saying very much about...
Friends of Martha Stewart say that she is packing her bags for her upcoming vacation at a yet undisclosed Federal Correction Facility. Next-door neighbor Beatrice Busybody says, "Yesterday I saw a big UPS van delivering nine great big new steame...
(HOUSTON, Texas) Scientists at the NASA Space Centre revealed unprecedented research today that allegedly confirms leading internet satire site TheSpoof.com as the centre of our universe and, consequently, a wormhole to other parallel u...
London (Loiters) - The much awaited report on Iraqi WMD intelligence, due to be published on Bastille Day by Lord Butler, will slate MI6's newly elevated chief John "Captain" Scartlett as being incapable of knowing the difference betwe...
Washington, DC - In a pathetic attempt to regain the public attention he has relished during his tenure, US Attorney General John Ashcroft has announced several new programs he hopes will catapult him once more into the limelight. These include less...
The Department of Homeland Security has been working with Election Officials, al Qaida and the Bush Administration to put plans in place to postpone the November Presidential Elections. The tentative plan calls for a terrorist attack in the event t...
McDonalds Corporation has officially announced today its successful hostile takeover of the Roman Catholic Church and affiliated organisations. McDonalds now has exclusive rights to the Pope and the Vatican, whilst...
Tony Blair's fanatical female following within the Labour Party is begging him to stay on as leader.
BALTIMORE, Maryland -- Small planes are nearly three hundred times as likely to kill less people per accident than larger jet aircraft.
Frederick, MD - Scientists at the US Army's Fort Detrick research facility today issued a report which contained some shocking news for soft drink lovers around the world. According to the study, "Mass Spectrographic Analysis of Non-alcoholic Carbon...