Now that the number of U.S. soldiers killed in Iraq since the March 20 invasion has topped 500, the Pentagon has announced an enhanced version of its "stop-loss" policy to minimize troop losses during the occupation.
Rap legend Snoop Dogg has announced the biggest musical collaboration since Winston Churchill and Kylie Minogue.
Tony Blair, the self-appointed President of Great Britain, shocked Civil Rights groups last night when he announced radical legislation to solve the problem of obesity.
Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi is probably best known for terrorizing America in the 1980s through his ties to the Soviet Union and his financing of terrorist activites against Western targets.
Michael Jackson will sleep a little easier tonight safe in the knowledge that he has the backing of one of America's greatest courtroom hero's, OJ Simpson.
In a shrewd move today President George W. has put forward a bill to eliminate the letter Q from the alphabet. Overlord Bush was quoted as saying "For too long has the average American been under a nazi-esque regime of watchin' their P's...
Outraged bad actor Jimmy Smits came forward today in rebuttal to an accusation made on an internet site that he was a "Bad Actor".
Jimmy said badly "I am not a bad actor, in fact I consider myself one of the top five actors in the world today. Sure I'm no pretty boy like Brad Pitt or Tommy Lee Jones but I can method act with the best of em', haven't you people se...
IN A shock announcement this morning, Home Secretary David Blunkett has ordered that serial killer Harold Shipman finish his life prison sentence, despite being dead since mid January.
All across the northern part of the northern hemisphere people are chilly. Recent polls show most believe there is a direct relationship between Freezing weather and being...not warm. But when the phrase direct relationship is used, visuals of less f...