There were 262 spoof news stories published in January 2004. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story:  Second Paris Hilton Sex Tape Surfaces, No One Cares

Second Paris Hilton Sex Tape Surfaces, No One Cares

Once again, an adult themed website has posted exclusive footage of Paris Hilton having sex with some guy she dated a couple years ago. The 25-minute tape shows Paris and as yet unnamed paramour, having sex in numerous positions, with Paris clearly...
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Funny story:  Kerry's Unknown Star Wars Bit Gig

Kerry's Unknown Star Wars Bit Gig

John F. Kerry, Democratic Presidential hopeful, was, unknown to most fans, a bit character in the last Star Wars movie Episode II: Attack of the Clones.
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Funny story:  Britney Spears Pregnant, Seeks Annulment of Wild Sex Romp

Britney Spears Pregnant, Seeks Annulment of Wild Sex Romp

Pop sensation Britney Spears is reportedly carrying the love child of a random fan she met backstage at a concert in L.A. last year. This intrepid reporter was able to get an exclusive interview with Britney before she was able to speak with either...
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Funny story:  Wheelchair-Bound Frogs Sue Leg-Eating French

Wheelchair-Bound Frogs Sue Leg-Eating French

PARIS, FRANCE--A group of disgruntled, disabled and above all disorientated frogs are suing the population of France, past and present, over their ongoing culinary pursuit of frog's legs.
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Funny story:  Neverland Ranch For Sale (Classified Ad)

Neverland Ranch For Sale (Classified Ad)

NAMBLA Times For sale to NAMBLA (North American Man-Boy Love Association) member in good standing, one 37,000 SF Estate named “Neverland Ranch”. Known as the “Crown Jewel of Beverly Hills”, this exciting property sits high atop a steep cliff where you can spot police cars and irate parents coming from miles away.
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Funny story:  Next "Survivor" Underway

Next "Survivor" Underway

Los Angeles, CA- Mark Burnett, producer and creator of the popular "Survivor" reality series on CBS, announced taping is underway for "Survivor: Antarctica", set to premier next fall.
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Funny story:  "Seinfeld" actor Jason Alexander aroused, thinks he married Britney Spears

"Seinfeld" actor Jason Alexander aroused, thinks he married Britney Spears

Actor Jason Alexander, the short, stocky and balding actor of "Seinfeld" fame, awoke this morning after a long night of partying, and was stunned but visibly aroused after reading the USA Today and learning that he had married pop star Brit...
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Funny story:  Brett Favre to finally correct spelling of his last name

Brett Favre to finally correct spelling of his last name

In an announcement that has rocked the sporting world at it's core, quarterback Brett Favre has finally admitted his ancestors made a horrible mistake in the spelling of the family's last name.
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Funny story:  World Idol In Hot Soup, and other Idol News

World Idol In Hot Soup, and other Idol News

After Last Night's announcement, World Idol winner Kurt Nilsen, from Norway, has been offered an advertising deal, by Campbell's Soup. Nilsen, who sports a huge gap between his teeth, will be seen on billboards all over the world, sucking soup throug...
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Funny story:  King Kong remake stalled over penis dispute

King Kong remake stalled over penis dispute

Renowned director Steven Spielberg's remake of the 1933 cult monster classic ‘King Kong' has stalled in the pre-production phase, in a row over whether the giant ape should have a visible 10-foot penis.
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Funny story:  Keanu Reeves Released From Jail

Keanu Reeves Released From Jail

Keanu Reeves was released from jail today after paying a massive six million dollar bail.
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Funny story:  Hitler ad compares MoveOn.org to Bush

Hitler ad compares MoveOn.org to Bush

A shocking and strongly worded advertisement placed in The New York Times and signed by "A. Hitler" has compared MoveOn.org to President Bush. All sides are now offended.
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Funny story:  John Kerry and Teresa Heinz-Kerry accused of selling ketchup to Iran, N. Korea

John Kerry and Teresa Heinz-Kerry accused of selling ketchup to Iran, N. Korea

In a stunning development in the race for the White House, presidential hopeful John Kerry, and his wife, Teresa Heinz-Kerry, have been accused by the Department of Homeland Security of selling ketchup to known enemies of the United States.
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Funny story:  Ronald McDonald Arrested!

Ronald McDonald Arrested!

McDonalds frontman Ronald McDonald was arrested today after police caught him in the middle of a lewd act in the toilet of a McDonalds restaurant.
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Funny story:  Star Wars film delayed after Lucas blasts actors

Star Wars film delayed after Lucas blasts actors

George Lucas says the release of Star Wars Episode III could be delayed by up to three years - after admitting that most of his actors are "rubbish".
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Funny story:  Shaved Pussy prank goes too far

Shaved Pussy prank goes too far

A drunken prank went too far when cat owner Agnes Welch, sick of her boyfriends pestering decided to shave her pussy, right their and then in front of all his friends.
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Funny story:  Bennifer parting causes temporal anomaly

Bennifer parting causes temporal anomaly

News of Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck's split has apparently caused a massive temporal anomaly in Brazil, causing near-deaths, bruises and some conversions to Scientology.
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Funny story:  Letterman and Oprah Married

Letterman and Oprah Married

In a joint press release today, talk show hosts David Letterman and Oprah Winfrey announced they wed in a secret ceremony over five years ago.
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson Pleads Guilty

Michael Jackson Pleads Guilty

SANTA MARIA, Calif. - Pop superstar Michael Jackson arrived 21 minutes late to his arraignment, which had been scheduled for 8:30 a.m. PST. Superior Court Judge Rodney S. Melville scolded him saying, "Mr. Jackson, you have started out on...
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Funny story:  Howard Dean Amputates Hand To Show He's Serious

Howard Dean Amputates Hand To Show He's Serious

In a bid to recover media attention that he's lost since placing third in Iowa, Democratic Presidential candidate Howard Dean had his right hand whacked off.
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Funny story:  McDonalds offers job to German cannibal

McDonalds offers job to German cannibal

Global fast food giant McDonalds has thrown convicted cannibal Armin Meiwes a lifeline by promising him a job when he gets out of prison.
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Funny story:  Bush, Cheney Make Historic Hang Glider Landing On Aircraft Carrier

Bush, Cheney Make Historic Hang Glider Landing On Aircraft Carrier

The campaign season got off to one hum-dinger of a start today when earlier this morning President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney made a rather unorthodox yet daring stunt. It appears that Bush talked Cheney into hang gliding out into the Atlant...
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Funny story:  George Bush not one of ours claims God

George Bush not one of ours claims God

In a shocking development today God has broken almost 2000 years of silence to deny claims that George W Bush is fighting the good fight.
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Funny story:  NASA Scientists Find Water on Mars

NASA Scientists Find Water on Mars

In the midst of their most recent mission to the Red Planet, NASA have released colour photographs, received from an orbiting satellite, showing just where the water is to be found.
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Funny story:  Art Critic Blasts Fingerpaintings

Art Critic Blasts Fingerpaintings

ALBANY, NY-In order to promote appreciation of the arts to her small pupils, Ms Adrian Jennings, a local kindergarten teacher, invited Mitch Farrell, an art critic with a local newspaper, to her classroom to tell the children about how art can be app...
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Funny story:  Mars Rover "Spirit" Conspiracy By George Bush Revealed

Mars Rover "Spirit" Conspiracy By George Bush Revealed

NASA-The failed attempt by President Bush to cover up Spirit's loss of contact for weeks has finally imploded in on him. As previously reported here on the spoo...
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Funny story:  Celebrities Jump on Homosexual Band Wagon En Masse

Celebrities Jump on Homosexual Band Wagon En Masse

Hundreds of Film, TV and Music celebrities world-wide have admitted their persuasions and joined the gay community.
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Funny story:  "Bennifer" Breakup a Vicious Hoax Designed to Sidetrack "Gigli 2"

"Bennifer" Breakup a Vicious Hoax Designed to Sidetrack "Gigli 2"

The Hollywood power couple Jennifer Lopez (aka J. Lo) and Ben Affleck (aka B. Aff), collectively known as "Bennifer", has not called it quits as reported earlier.  According to their spokesman Matt Damon (no relation to B Aff's "Good Will H...
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Funny story:  Lord of the Rings Trilogy to be Recalled

Lord of the Rings Trilogy to be Recalled

When somebody mentions the Lord of the Rings, you may think of one of two things. The first being a masterpiece by J.R.R Tolkien, and the second, 3 masterpieces by Peter Jackson. But starting immediately, the latter will disappear and become only a v...
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Funny story:  Dennis Miller migrates again--this time to the far left wing

Dennis Miller migrates again--this time to the far left wing

Comedian Dennis Miller, who, shortly after 9/11, made it publicly known that he had taken a big swing to the political right, has swung back to the left-- the far left.
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Funny story:  UK's Beagle 2 Finally Makes Full Contact

UK's Beagle 2 Finally Makes Full Contact

Space Watch-NASA's planetary rover Spirit spent the day lazily caressing the Martian landscape taking pictures and beaming them back to Earth for an excited humanity to view.
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Funny story:  Disney/Pixar Reunited

Disney/Pixar Reunited

BURBANK, CA--After nearly two whole days of separation, Steve Jobs and Michael Esiner have resumed the former contract and decided that they just can't live without each other. When the relationship had resolved, Jobs had flipped Michael the bir...
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Funny story:  Ben and Jen Split Over WMD

Ben and Jen Split Over WMD

Hollywood's famous former couple Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck have split up, citing "moral and ideological differences, sparked by the political catalyst that is the search for weapons of mass destruction". The press had reported that Be...
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Funny story:  War: Not as fun as it sounds.

War: Not as fun as it sounds.

Death, destruction, looting, bombing and soldier, war has plenty of all these things, but it’s not all fun and games. For instance the death that I mentioned earlier, it’s not like in the movies you know. It hurts, normally takes quite a long time and unlike in all these ultra realistic computer games death actually lasts forever, no extra lives or anything. The destruction and bombing al...
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Funny story:  God's Corner

God's Corner

Hi all, God here again. So, another big week up here in Heaven as always. First thing of course, I want everyone to know, that earthquake in Iran, I had absolutely nothing to do with that. You can blame that on the new guy…Kenny. He’s kind of a dumb ass but you know, you have to give them some responsibility from time to time if you ever want them to learn. So, I’m breaking in the new batch o...
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Funny story:  Rowling agonises over Potter sex scene

Rowling agonises over Potter sex scene

Harry Potter is to lose his virginity in JK Rowling's next book of the eponymous children's series - but the popular author is remaining tightlipped about who his first bedfellow will be.
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Funny story:  RMS Titanic Struck Faux-Iceberg

RMS Titanic Struck Faux-Iceberg

Scientists have recently discovered that when the helmsmen of the RMS Titanic struck what they thought then was an iceberg, scientists know now that it was something entirely different. It was, in fact, the well-known spoof writer, JJ Jogolo.
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Funny story:  Bush claims Mars oil fields for America

Bush claims Mars oil fields for America

NASA officials have admitted that finding evidence of water is not the primary goal of the latest mission to Mars.
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Funny story:  Bruckheimer To Remake "It's A Wonderful Life"

Bruckheimer To Remake "It's A Wonderful Life"

Movie Watch: In this day and age of movie remakes, production has already started on a newer updated version of the most beloved holiday classic, It's A Wonderful Life, which originally aired in 1946 and starred Jimmy Stewart with...
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Funny story:  Jim Carrey to star in remake of "The Day After"

Jim Carrey to star in remake of "The Day After"

According to executives at Universal Pictures, "nuclear war was never so hilarious!"...
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Funny story:  Yanks Liberate Cuba!

Yanks Liberate Cuba!

Key West, Florida  - A flotilla of battleships including the U.S. Navy nuclear powered Aircraft Carrier "Admiral Grimace," 100,000 war-seasoned U.S. Marines, Air-Force bombers and a combined strike-force of thousands of "sp...
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Funny story:  Whoopi Exposed as Fraud

Whoopi Exposed as Fraud

Hollywood, CA-- Slim-fast president Ted McNeeley released an official statement detailing the dissolution of contract with former spokesperson Whoopi Goldberg.
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Funny story:  Mr. Hollands Opus

Mr. Hollands Opus

The family of a British teenager who sent their son to take lessons from the former drummer of the rock band Judas Priest, has alleged sexual assault.
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Funny story:  Martha Stewart Dances Atop SUV After Court Appearance

Martha Stewart Dances Atop SUV After Court Appearance

Ripping a page from the Michael Jackson court appearance play book, arts and crafts goddess Martha Stewart (Search) climbed her way (taking 15 minutes) on top o...
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Funny story:  White House Aide Leaks Template for Bush's State of the Union Address

White House Aide Leaks Template for Bush's State of the Union Address

In a stunning leak from the White House, a Microsoft Word template has been forwarded to news sources around the world.  Reportedly taken directly from the White House's servers, the bottom left margin of the document shows path name
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Funny story:  Bush's 'Moonbase' to go ahead, Martians next in War on Terror

Bush's 'Moonbase' to go ahead, Martians next in War on Terror

President Bush has announced plans for future space exploration. The President, regarded as the most powerful man on the planet, has highlighted plans to build a base on the moon "before the Ruskies do" so he can launch manned missions to M...
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Funny story:  Study Shows Combovers Successful at Fooling, Attracting Opposite Sex

Study Shows Combovers Successful at Fooling, Attracting Opposite Sex

A thirty-year study started in the early 70's (funded by Citizens Who Ask, "What The...?") indicates that combing strands of left-over hair across one's bald noggin actually improves how one is viewed by the opposite sex.
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Funny story:  Life Discovered On Mars

Life Discovered On Mars

Scientists controlling NASA's "Spirit" Rover on Mars have announced that conclusive evidence of a primitive lifeform has been found. The red planet is being investigated by two separate rovers, Spirit and Opportunity. It is the former R...
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Funny story:  Princess Diana's Death Was a Cunning Stunt

Princess Diana's Death Was a Cunning Stunt

Underground gossip from the inquest into Diana, the Ex-Princess of Wales, suggests the person found in the car wreck, may not have been hers. We are told that the inquest has access to documents, anonymously sent to them, bearing the letterhead of...
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Funny story:  Next president to be chosen by Zogby poll

Next president to be chosen by Zogby poll

Voting in the United States is now a thing of the past, thanks to a new constitutional amendment passed by congress which is intended to eliminate any possibility of voter fraud.
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Funny story:  NFL: Internal Memo Says Super Bowl Rigged

NFL: Internal Memo Says Super Bowl Rigged

Sources today revealed an internal NFL memo, which picks the Super Bowl XXXVIII champion before the game is even played.
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Funny story:  Why I hate Berlusconi

Why I hate Berlusconi

Satire writers love George W Bush because he gives them such an abundance of material to work with. He’s high profile, completely wooden in front of the cameras and prone to the odd verbal gaffe every now and again. Surely he takes the number one spot as ‘complete political buffoon in the entire world’? Not in my book. I would like to propose the Signor Numero Uno in Italy as my candidate f...
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Funny story:  Black Hole Discovered Inside Post Office

Black Hole Discovered Inside Post Office

Billings, Montana - Scientists are now claiming that a cosmic disturbance known as a black hole has popped into existence inside a local post office here.
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Funny story:  Bush Admits Affair With Ann Coulter

Bush Admits Affair With Ann Coulter

In a shocking admission that has D.C. turned upside down, President Bush informed the world at a press conference today of his torrid love affair with conservative author Ann Coulter.
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Funny story:  Celebrity Photographer Honored For Work In Mug Shots

Celebrity Photographer Honored For Work In Mug Shots

LOS ANGELES, CA-The stars were out last night as the LA Chamber of Commerce celebrated the career of it's most well known and over worked photographer Mr. Maximilian Albrecht III.
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Funny story:  Hutton report clears Saddam Hussein

Hutton report clears Saddam Hussein

In a shock statement yesterday Lord Hutton, self-styled whitewasher and media hater, announced. "I have looked at all available evidence and have come to the conclusion that Saddam Hussein was merely a victim of the press, there is no real evidence t...
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Funny story:  Disney Will Shutter Florida Theme Park and Resorts;

Disney Will Shutter Florida Theme Park and Resorts;

When he established his mega-entertainment empire more than sixty years ago, entrepreneur Walt Disney told his closest associates that, "it was always all about the mouse." And today the "Mouse's House," a seven-hundred thousa...
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Funny story:  Elicia Battle Claims She Lost Her Ticket to See "My Baby's Daddy"

Elicia Battle Claims She Lost Her Ticket to See "My Baby's Daddy"

Cleveland, Ohio Elicia Battle, the Euclid, Ohio woman who filed a false police report claiming she had purchased and then lost the winning tick...
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Funny story:  Bush to Enter Pop Idol to Revive Flagging Popularity

Bush to Enter Pop Idol to Revive Flagging Popularity

In a shock moved today President George W Bush has announced his plans to enter and win Pop Idol. "I am in a state of believing that this competition would be a good competition for myself to gain added popularity." The President announced incoherent...
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Funny story:  Concorde Converted Into Supersonic Sub

Concorde Converted Into Supersonic Sub

PARIS, FRANCE-The French government is reporting today that the earlier retired Concorde jet airliner has been secretly transformed into a military submarine capable of cruising faster than the speed of sound under water.
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Funny story:  Bush declares self President for life, calls off 2004 election

Bush declares self President for life, calls off 2004 election

Speaking from his ranch at the beginning of a 3-month ‘sabbatical', President Bush announced today that the 2004 elections would not be held. Citing the need for greater Homeland Security in these troubled times, Bush stated that his removal from of...
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Funny story:  Britney Snares Madonna

Britney Snares Madonna

Britney Spears has secretly married Madonna in a civil ceremony performed at Michael Jackson's Never-Never-Did-It Land. Both brides-to-be walked down the aisle to the tune of "Like a virgin" and sealed their union with a passionate embrace as local...
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Funny story:  Marilyn Manson Endorses Bush in Last Ditch Effort to Shock People

Marilyn Manson Endorses Bush in Last Ditch Effort to Shock People

In a move admittedly more about shocking his fans and detractors than about his ideological leanings, Marilyn Manson announced today that he would be throwing his endorsement to George W. Bush for the 2004 elections.  A publicist for Manson...
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Funny story:  Johnny Vegas to be Next Bond

Johnny Vegas to be Next Bond

The St. Helens born comic, Johnny Vegas, best known for his T.V. appearances including the ITV Digital adverts where he starred alongside the much more popular monkey, was today announced as the replacement for Pierce Brosnan in the next Bond feature...
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Funny story:  Satire News Writer Arrested For Fake Story

Satire News Writer Arrested For Fake Story

The cultural phenomenon knows as Satire News has exploded onto the world scene. Its popularity is growing by leaps and bounds.
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Funny story:  Financially strapped Howard Dean to pay campaign workers with free medical treatment

Financially strapped Howard Dean to pay campaign workers with free medical treatment

Thanks to stinging losses in Iowa and New Hampshire, the presidential campaign of Howard Dean has become strapped for cash.
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Funny story:  Trained Monkey Emerges as Surprise Victor in Iowa Caucus

Trained Monkey Emerges as Surprise Victor in Iowa Caucus

Des Moines, IA In a stunning upset today, a trained monkey won the Iowa Caucuses, gaining 42% of the overall vote, with Howard Dean @ 19%, John Kerry @ 17%, John Edwards @ 14%, Dick Gephardt with 7% and Dennis Kucinich with 1% of the final vot...
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Funny story:  Howard Dean Is Calm And Rational

Howard Dean Is Calm And Rational

In a new campaign strategy move, Howard Dean is now presenting himself as a sane and normal person.
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Funny story:  Drunk Dog

Drunk Dog

A dog and its owner allegedly had too much to drink, Mr. Avery, supervisor of an animal shelter claims. After lapping too much beer given by the owner, the dog entered the shelter, snarling and unfriendly. But with an aspirin, the dog was "peppy...
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Funny story:  Mars Rover Discovers Nougat Filled Core

Mars Rover Discovers Nougat Filled Core

In what can only be described as a stunning leap forward for scientific knowledge, NASA officials held a press conference today to discuss an astounding discovery made by analyzing data from its Spirit rover, which is currently taking pictures and co...
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Funny story:  Britney a "crap lay" says ex-husband

Britney a "crap lay" says ex-husband

The ex-husband of Britney Spears has revealed why their surprise marriage was annulled less than 55 hours after the pair tied the knot - because she was a "crap lay".
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Funny story:  Kerry Admits Injections Then Recants, Claims Confusion

Kerry Admits Injections Then Recants, Claims Confusion

ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL-John Kerry (Search), the 60-year-old Democratic Presidential frontrunner, admitted to Botox injections but later said that he was mistaken and claimed he hadn...
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Funny story:  'Solitaire Ruined my Life'

'Solitaire Ruined my Life'

EXETER, UK - A man from Exeter is suing Microsoft claiming that Solitaire ruined his life.
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Funny story:  Space Station Air Leak Finally Discovered

Space Station Air Leak Finally Discovered

NASA engineers are reporting that they have finally found the air leak responsible for the drop in air pressure of the International Space Station.
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Funny story:  Hello Magazine in the dock again

Hello Magazine in the dock again

Hello magazine are again in the dock over allegations of printing pictures of the capture deposed dictator Saddam Hussein.
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Funny story:  Lassie sniffs out Beagle

Lassie sniffs out Beagle

Lassie, the famous Collie from the television show of the same name has found the Beagle space probe on the planet Mars. Colin Pillenger, the mission's chief scientist, had the idea of sending the canine TV star, famous for it's ability to rescue tha...
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Funny story:  Detroit Tigers sign pitcher... of beer -- "Whoops", according to club President Dombrowski

Detroit Tigers sign pitcher... of beer -- "Whoops", according to club President Dombrowski

"I guess we really should first meet face to face with players we're signing, before we sign them", according to Detroit Tigers President, David Dombrowski.
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Funny story:  Reality TV Update

Reality TV Update

Fox, the home of such brilliant nuggets of TV gold as "Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire" and "When Animals Attack" is once again pushing the envelope. Following in the success of the critically acclaimed PBS reality series "Frontier House", where fa...
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Funny story:  New Star Wars Movie Going Straight To Video - "It's A Stinker"

New Star Wars Movie Going Straight To Video - "It's A Stinker"

Movie Rap: The news isn't good for George Lucas' latest endeavor after advanced screenings produced popcorn and Goober throwing amongst boos, laughter, making out, and laser pen abuse.
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Funny story:  Diana death suspect revealed

Diana death suspect revealed

Princess Diana wrote a letter to her former butler Paul Burrell ten months before she died, claiming that a senior member of the Royal Family was planning her death.
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Funny story:  Hacker breaks into Dan Rather's teleprompter during broadcast -- Newsman embarrassed

Hacker breaks into Dan Rather's teleprompter during broadcast -- Newsman embarrassed

Veteran CBS News anchor Dan Rather became enraged yesterday after discovering, a full 15 minutes into his newscast, that somebody hacked into the computer which controls his on-air teleprompter.
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Funny story:  Howard Dean Bigs Himself Up

Howard Dean Bigs Himself Up

Democratic Presidential hopeful Howard Dean inflated has himself to thrice the size of a hippo in a desperate attempt to win favour with the voters of New Hampshire.
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Funny story:  Shock discovery unearths Orwell's secret novel

Shock discovery unearths Orwell's secret novel

In one of the most sensational literary finds of the last century, the manuscript for George Orwell's last ever novel ‘2004' has been unearthed by friends of the late author.
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Funny story:  Russell Crowe dislocates shoulder

Russell Crowe dislocates shoulder

Poor Russell Crowe has hurt himself, again by throwing a fight unsynchronized as he tossed a punch towards his co-star in a boxing scene strangely called "Cinderella Man".
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Funny story:  Video Games blamed for Increase in Wars.

Video Games blamed for Increase in Wars.

An increase in the number of Wars in the last decade is being blamed on the rise of evil video games that glamorise genocide, a new report suggests. The War Reduction Committee cites recent games like Battlefield 1942 and Command and Conquer General...
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Funny story:  New Labour to Change Name to Big Brother

New Labour to Change Name to Big Brother

New Labour has announced that they are proposing to change their name in the lead up to the next election. A spokesman said, "The term Labour has negative connotations, in this day and age with long hours, poor job security and an ever widening gap...
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Funny story:  Man Solves World Hunger Problem; Forgets Answer

Man Solves World Hunger Problem; Forgets Answer

TOPEKA, KS-Local Blockbuster manager Tim Bosley yesterday announced that during a routine checkout of ‘Empire Records', he was struck by the solution to the worldwide problem of hunger. At a press conference today where hundreds of media, government...
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Funny story:  New George Lucas Trilogy: Will it Fall Short?

New George Lucas Trilogy: Will it Fall Short?

Hollywood, CA- In an unparalleled move, director George Lucas has decided to refilm the original Star Wars trilogy, recasting the movies completely with midgets.
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Funny story:  Hutton Report - "Tony Blair Has WMDs in 45mins"

Hutton Report - "Tony Blair Has WMDs in 45mins"

The shock findings of the Hutton Report, to be revealed on Wednesday, are that Tony Blair's regime has a secret stock of weapons of mass destruction.   The leaked Report also states that the Prime Minister used these...
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Funny story:  Shock NASA Find - Mars Tiny

Shock NASA Find - Mars Tiny

The latest Mars rover mission has made the astonishing fact that Mars is no bigger than a regular-size walnut.
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Funny story:  Second Saddam double arrested in Guantanamo

Second Saddam double arrested in Guantanamo

After the spectacular arrest of the first double of Saddam Hussein in December our sources report the arrest of another impersonator of Iraq's former leader currently held in the Guantanamo facility in Cuba.
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Funny story:  Dead hand up bird's arse to save British entertainment

Dead hand up bird's arse to save British entertainment

IT WAS revealed this week, that in a desperate bid to save the British entertainment industry, the hand of dead puppeteer Rod Hull will be re-animated and inserted in his loveable sidekick, Emu.
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Funny story:  Cannabis Downgraded to Class C drug...Rape, Murder and Arson to follow.

Cannabis Downgraded to Class C drug...Rape, Murder and Arson to follow.

The Government has gone ahead with its controversial plans to downgrade classification of the drug Cannabis from a Class B to Class C substance. This means that the drug will no longer be an arrestable offence, although still illegal to posses or sel...
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Funny story:  Pretzel Logic

Pretzel Logic

On January 13, 2002 while President George W. Bush was at home in the White House all alone, watching a football game and munching on pretzels, he suffered a serious mishap involving a fainting spell when he choked on a pretzel.
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Funny story:  Tony Blair Claims: "Middle-Earth is Real"

Tony Blair Claims: "Middle-Earth is Real"

British Prime Minister Tony Blair has stunned book lovers and movie goers alike, by suggesting that the fictional settings of JRR Tolkein's "Lord of the Rings", and JK Rowlings' "Harry Potter" are in fact actual institutio...
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Funny story:  George Bush to Announce Controversial 3rd Term Quest in State of the Union Address

George Bush to Announce Controversial 3rd Term Quest in State of the Union Address

On Tuesday, U.S. President George W. Bush is slated to give a State of the Union Address, which is expected to focus on Bush's plans for the war in Iraq, the U.S. economy, health care, and education among other things.
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Funny story:  French Schools Ban Nike Products

French Schools Ban Nike Products

France's fight to keep religion out of schools has entered new, and some say absurd, territory. Teachers and some sporting figures fumed Wednesday over a government minister's call to ban anything with the Nike name or logo on it.
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Funny story:  Dean, Kerry Mount Legal Challenges to New Hampshire Primary Results

Dean, Kerry Mount Legal Challenges to New Hampshire Primary Results

Democratic front-runner John Kerry, and challenger Howard Dean have launched a joint legal challenge to the Tuesday New Hampshire Primary results.  As reported
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Funny story:  The George W. Bush Variety Show

The George W. Bush Variety Show

Say hello again to the variety show genre as the President kicks off the campaign season with a bang. With two hundred million campaign dollars to throw around, George W. Bush will be offering a lot more than simple stump speeches. Now, coming each w...
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Funny story:  Kay: Iraq War Due to Lack of Intelligence

Kay: Iraq War Due to Lack of Intelligence

David Kay, Chief US Weapons Inspector, has blamed the Iraq War on a lack of adequate intelligence, namely George Bush's and his own, as well as every other official in the White House.   "I don't know why everyone i...
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