Spoof news stories from Saturday 28 February 2004

Shocked Spies Spy On Themselves

Gevena, Switzerland - The spy world has been rocked by the realization that before the Iraq invasion by the US military, spies had actually been spying on themselves.

Kay to Hunt for Bush's Military Records

President George W. Bush has appointed David Kay to head a special team of investigators to search for evidence of his service in the Texas Air National Guard.

San Francisco Prints Own Money, Rosie's Mug Replaces George W.

SAN FRANCISCO, CA (FP) -- In order to deal with the city's increasing financial crisis, San francisco has started printing its own money to pay off debtors and employees. The controversial move has caused an uproar among more fiscally conservativ...