Spoof news stories from Thursday 19 February 2004
Zogby: Hung In Triple Digit Lead Over Bush, Kerry
WASHINGTON -- A new text-messaging poll conducted by Zogby International for The Spoof and UC Berkeley from February 12-19, 2004 of 3,137,209 likely voters with a margin of error of +/- .08 percentage points found that if the election for president w...
Is Breathing Safe?
Is Breathing Safe? Is the question being asked by the world's leading scientists today.
76th Academy Awards: Bush tipped for Glory
The Academy Awards will be presented later this month, and nominees were honored yesterday at a luncheon in Los Angeles. Many first-time nominees bring an international accent to this year's ceremony.
It 's A £50 Fine If You're A Fat Git
Britain's army of traffic wardens were issued with bathroom scales, today, so that they could impose on-the-spot fines to overweight Britons.
Actor Tom Cruise To Change His Name
Los Angeles - Award winning actor Tom Cruise announced today that he will undergo a name change after he marries actress Penelope Cruz later this year. In a statement released through his publicist, the 41 year old movie star announced that he h...