Funny story:  Weapons of Mass Destruction Discovered in Nevada, Bush Declares War on U.S.

Weapons of Mass Destruction Discovered in Nevada, Bush Declares War on U.S.

In a televised press conference from the White House today, U.S. President George W. Bush announced that his unrelenting hunt for weapons of mass destruction (WMDs) has turned up a massive arsenal of nuke-u-lar weapons right here in the United States...
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Funny story:  Glasgow Job-Centre Releases Mothballed Unemployment Plan

Glasgow Job-Centre Releases Mothballed Unemployment Plan

Aye, wot the fuck, the jobcentre's making me go on this course thing in a couple of weeks and they can make you go to these detention centres like refugees so i did a bit a research to see if i can maybe sign on in some other country, start off fro...
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Funny story:  Maytag Repairman to Repair Hubble Telescope

Maytag Repairman to Repair Hubble Telescope

Cape Canaveral, Florida - NASA announced plans today to send the lonely Maytag repairman into space to make repairs on the failing Hubble Telescope. "It was a perfect fit," said a NASA spokesperson, "we have repair job on a limited budget and...
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Funny story:  Cure Found for Cancer in Lab Rats

Cure Found for Cancer in Lab Rats

Bethesda Maryland - Researchers today announced a cure has been found for cancer in lab rats. "We were damn near ready to give up our efforts for ever discovering a cure when 1000 rats were divided in half, 500 were poked, prodded, sprayed wit...
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Funny story:  Zimmer Frames to be outlawed in England

Zimmer Frames to be outlawed in England

In a move certain to exacerbate already strained relations between the UK government and its Senior Citizens (or Old Gits as they are widely known) the Health and Safety Executive has recommended that Zimmer Frames be banned from June this year.
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Funny story:  Condi's presidential bid ruined by Thai Rice Company lawsuit

Condi's presidential bid ruined by Thai Rice Company lawsuit

Condoleezza Rice's hopes of becoming president have been dashed after it was revealed that President Rice is a registered trade mark.
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Funny story:  Weapons of Mass Destruction found in Iraq

Weapons of Mass Destruction found in Iraq

Weapons of Mass Destruction have finally been found in Iraq.
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Funny story:  Donald Rumsfeld: Me Chinaman!

Donald Rumsfeld: Me Chinaman!

April 8,2004 Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, in an effort to take America's mind off the carnage that is currently being wrought in Iraq...
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