Spoof news stories from Monday 19 April 2004
Genocide case against UK puts spotlight on Kosovo lesbians
The World Court has begun hearings to decide if it has jurisdiction in a case against Nato for the 1999 bombing of Yugoslavia during the Kosovo crisis, which began after Yugoslavia refused an ultimatum entailing NATO's occupation of its entire te...
A Very Fire Island
In an effort to prove the truth in the statement, ‘What's the point of being an idiot if you can't show it off?' a Long Island New York man died after setting fire to a rug in his home, ironically located on Fire Island, and daring his roommate to st...
Justin and Nicole's Love Child
Hollywood, Ca --
Last week the Spoof reported that Hollywood has its new Super Couple, Justin Guarini and Nicole Richie, GUARICHIE (see I spell...
Mrs Skeletor to stand by husband after Evil-Lyn sex allegations
IN A moving speech last night, the wife of Eternia's most ruthless supervillain made a controversial pledge to stand by her embattled husband after a week of scandalous allegations regarding his extra-marital sex life.
Spain withdraws forces from Iraq, Zanzai Islands marines fill in the gap
In a surprise announcement Spain's PM stated that he plans to withdraw Spanish troops from Iraq as soon as possible. Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero said on Spanish television Sunday he has given orders for the removal of Spain's 1,300 troops fr...
Paul Bremmers Answer: Nuns with Guns
In another turnaround regarding Iraq, United States Pro Consul J. Paul Bremmer has announced that he is pulling all military forces out of major Iraqi cities and will no longer rely on Iraqi police or private security contractors to stabilize the sec...