Spoof news stories from Monday 12 April 2004
Osama Bin Laden Apologizes For Vagueness Of Threats
Washington DC, and Afghanistan, perhaps (12 Apr 2004): In her appearance before the 9/11 Commission last week, US National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice testified that the 06 August 2001 Presidential Daily Briefing (PDB) was merely &quo...
A Very Bush Easter
President George ( Kill em all, let God sort em out) Bush, emerging from a 5 days in hiding at his Ranch in Crawford, Texas yesterday acknowledged that "it was a tough week last week." Mr. Bush's characterization of seven days which saw more than 60...
Church Scandal Erupts During Holy Week: "The Passion" Play's the Thing!
Vatican City, Vatican --
The Vatican has released some startling results from last week's holy week rites across the world.
When Will William Hung's 15 Minutes of Fame Be Up?
Now, I am a patient woman. Well, as patient as anyone is in the technological, instant gratification age in which we live.
I have been waiting months for this William Hung travesty of celebrity to be over. I mean, really. If this little guy can become a celebrity what is going to happen to the cult of celebrity, of which I am a solid adherent?...
What the Fallujah!
Washington, DC
President Bush admitted today that he couldn't even pronounce the name of the city that was giving him so much trouble in...
Aussie Cuisine: Aliens On The Barbie!
Australian UFO researchers say they are having difficulty investigating incidents down under because citizens of the continent have developed a taste for the space visitors.