Spoof news stories from Sunday 11 April 2004
Jesus Christ admits - I didn't mean it.
It's Easter, and the Pope, the Archbishop of Canterbury, and all the other blobby-arsed clergymen with yearnings for sprung-bottomed boys in the far-fetched world of Christendom are falling over themselves to fall before the image of the god they wor...
CPA Information Minister condemns Iraqi insurgents: "God will roast their stomachs in hell"
Baghdad, Iraq (13 April 04):...
Shipwreck Survivors Rescued; U.S. Red-Faced
The near-miraculous rescue of seven shipwreck survivors has the United States government scrambling to effect political damage control.
Latest Poll: God and Satan Even
April 11, 2004
Pope John Paul II's Easter message called on God to help World Leaders end war, terrorism and poverty. This plea from the Pontif...
Cyprus-India Alliance Threatens US Hegemony
Manohar Ram, Acting Indian High Commissioner to the Eastern Mediterranean island of Cyprus, this week presented to the Ministry of Commerce and Industry of the Cyprus government a pre-feasibility report on the proposed establishment of a Technology P...