Spoof news stories from Saturday 10 April 2004
99 Cent Only Stores To Raise Prices
City of Commerce, CA - Discount retailer 99 Cent Only Stores announced today that effective immediately all products in all 194 of its stores will now be a $1.01. "Due to ever increasing manufacturing costs overseas we had no choice but to ra...
Iraq Reports Zero Population Growth
Bagdad, Iraq - The handpicked Iraq government reported a zero population growth since the war started just over a year ago. That's to not to say no children are being born but rumor has it that some soldiers may not make the best baby daddies...
Slovenia Votes Nato-Nazi, Joins EU
Slovenia has voted on whether to adopt a law restoring human rights to thousands of people erased from the national register after independence.