There were 314 spoof news stories published in April 2004. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story:  Drill Sergeant Takes Over Iraq, Makes Whole Country Drop For Push-Ups

Drill Sergeant Takes Over Iraq, Makes Whole Country Drop For Push-Ups

Parris Island, NC - Iraqis woke up this morning to the sounds of profanity and shouting this morning when control of Iraq was handed over to Marine Corps Drill Instructor Gunnery Sergeant Heartman.
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Funny story:  Kermit The Frog Found Dead.

Kermit The Frog Found Dead.

(New York, NY) April 28, 2004 - Kermit the Frog, former superstar of the puppet world and host of "The Muppet Show," was found dead Tuesday morning in his apartment on Sesame Street.
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Funny story:  Christina Aguilera Downgraded By Wachovia Securities

Christina Aguilera Downgraded By Wachovia Securities

NEW YORK, April 27 (New Ratings) - Analysts at Wachovia Securities downgraded Christina Aguilera (NYSE: STD) from "skanky but doable" to "not with a ten foot pole."...
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Funny story:  Simon Cowell Fired From American Idol Due To Passing on William Hung

Simon Cowell Fired From American Idol Due To Passing on William Hung

After William Hung's CD, Inspiration, went platinum, American Idol judge Simon Cowell was fired from the show.
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Funny story:  New American Idol Controversy

New American Idol Controversy

Hollywood, Ca -- There is a new American Idol controversy behind the scenes that you may or may not know about. This Spoof reporter goes to th...
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Funny story:  Ted Koppel to honor all US troops on ABC Nightline

Ted Koppel to honor all US troops on ABC Nightline

NEW YORK -- ABC's popular news show, Nightline, has agreed not to air their scheduled broadcast of the names and photographs of US soldiers killed in Oilperation Iraqi Freedom.
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Funny story:  Britney Spears' New Video Causes Outrage

Britney Spears' New Video Causes Outrage

New York - The early release of Britney Spears new video, Everytime, was met with huge amounts of criticism from activists all across the United States. In the video, Spears is seen taking some pills and ends up dead in the bathtub. The apparent su...
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Funny story:  Omarosa To Star in Apprentice Spinoff

Omarosa To Star in Apprentice Spinoff

New York City - NBC, trying to make up for the end of 'Friends', has created a sitcom starring Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth, called 'No Friends'.
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Funny story:  Weapons of Mass Destruction Discovered in Nevada, Bush Declares War on U.S.

Weapons of Mass Destruction Discovered in Nevada, Bush Declares War on U.S.

In a televised press conference from the White House today, U.S. President George W. Bush announced that his unrelenting hunt for weapons of mass destruction (WMDs) has turned up a massive arsenal of nuke-u-lar weapons right here in the United States...
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Funny story:  Apprentice Scandal: Does Carolyn Look like Di?

Apprentice Scandal: Does Carolyn Look like Di?

Americans were shocked last night when Donald Trump said that his right-hand woman, Carolyn Kepcher, looked like Princess Di.
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Funny story:  Bennifer Has Been Replaced: Hollywood has new "Super Couple"

Bennifer Has Been Replaced: Hollywood has new "Super Couple"

People all over the world are shouting and laughing and enjoying life again. The reason? Hollywood has a new Super Couple, an "It Pair".
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Funny story:  American Idol Votes for Jennifer Hudson Were Sent to a Blender

American Idol Votes for Jennifer Hudson Were Sent to a Blender

Last week, many American Idol fans were outraged when Jennifer Hudson was voted off the show. An investigation revealed that the votes for Hundson sent via text messaging were sent to an internet blender in Iowa, owned by local health nut Mavis Higg...
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Funny story:  Hollywood Gives Olsen Twins A Star on the Walk of Fame

Hollywood Gives Olsen Twins A Star on the Walk of Fame

Baby billionairesses, Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, who will be 18 in about 6 weeks {that's right guys, get ready!}, have just been honored with a Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
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Funny story:  Vito Corleone to Lead Coalition Forces in Iraq

Vito Corleone to Lead Coalition Forces in Iraq

Fallujah - In a surprising and unprecedented move, UN officials today appointed Don Vito Corleone Supreme Commander of coalition forces in Iraq.
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Funny story:  15 Year-Old French Girl Gets Book Published: Writers Commit Mass Suicide

15 Year-Old French Girl Gets Book Published: Writers Commit Mass Suicide

New York -- Flavia Bujor, a 15 year old girl from Paris, France became a published author this past week, sparking a wave of mass-suicides among writers across the globe.
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Funny story:  Michael Jordon Proclaimed King of Jordan

Michael Jordon Proclaimed King of Jordan

The world famous basket ball star finally claimed his birth right today with the coronation ceremony proclaiming him the new ruler of the country of Jordan.
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Funny story:  Omarosa in the Derby after two drop out

Omarosa in the Derby after two drop out

Louisville, KY-If you thought this year's Kentucky Derby would be another Bob Baffert waltz ‘round the turns, grab you horse beating rods because it's about to get rough.
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Funny story:  Winnie The Pooh Busted in 100 Acre Wood Sex Romp

Winnie The Pooh Busted in 100 Acre Wood Sex Romp

Winnie the Pooh was arrested today on one count of public indecency, one count of fornication in a public location, one count of bestiality, as well as numerous other misdemeanors. Similar charges have been made against Winnie's collaborator, Ee...
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Funny story:  McSushi

McSushi

New York City, U.S.A. - MacDonald's Corporation announced today to Wall Street analysts a joint venture with the International Rice Genome Sequencing Project (IRGSP) of Beijing, China. The venture is expected to produce revolutionary rice products f...
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Funny story:  Wesbite Links Al-Qaeda to Hot Lesbian Action

Wesbite Links Al-Qaeda to Hot Lesbian Action

Baghdad -- A Web site posted a statement Monday attributed to Osama bin Laden associate Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, claiming responsibility for deadly weekend suicide attacks on two oil terminals in southern Iraq. The website also has connections to some...
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Funny story:  Detroit Woman Still Waiting for $20 Applebee's Gift Certificate

Detroit Woman Still Waiting for $20 Applebee's Gift Certificate

Detroit, MI 39 year old Detroit file clerk Lorraine Johnson today expressed concern that the $20 gift certificate to the restaurant chai...
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Funny story:  Weapons of Mass Destruction found in Iraq

Weapons of Mass Destruction found in Iraq

Weapons of Mass Destruction have finally been found in Iraq.
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Funny story:  Hilton and Friends Join Kerry For Democratic Party

Hilton and Friends Join Kerry For Democratic Party

NEW YORK - After announcing his choice for running mate to The Spoof this past week, presidential hopeful John Kerry was seen checking into a posh New York hotel with vice presidential want a be Paris Hilton early Sunday morning. The pair had been...
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Funny story:  Cyprus To Vote No To Partition: War Looms Beetween US/EU and India/Russia

Cyprus To Vote No To Partition: War Looms Beetween US/EU and India/Russia

"I feel taken for a ride by the Greek Cypriot government," Mr Verheugen told the European Parliament.
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Funny story:  Osama Bin Laden Apologizes For Vagueness Of Threats

Osama Bin Laden Apologizes For Vagueness Of Threats

Washington DC, and Afghanistan, perhaps (12 Apr 2004): In her appearance before the 9/11 Commission last week, US National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice testified that the 06 August 2001 Presidential Daily Briefing (PDB) was merely &quo...
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Funny story:  Scientists clone Jesus.

Scientists clone Jesus.

The Californian institute for scientific research today revealed that not only had it successfully cloned a human being but that it chose to go for the big one and had cloned Jesus.
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Funny story:  Zimmer Frames to be outlawed in England

Zimmer Frames to be outlawed in England

In a move certain to exacerbate already strained relations between the UK government and its Senior Citizens (or Old Gits as they are widely known) the Health and Safety Executive has recommended that Zimmer Frames be banned from June this year.
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Funny story:  Ruud Van Nistelrooy Wins Grand National

Ruud Van Nistelrooy Wins Grand National

The Manchester United striker was missing from the United side as they defeated Arsenal at Villa park on Saturday, but his absence wasn't due to his knee injury as many thought. No, it became clear that Ruud was actually running in the Grand...
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Funny story:  John Kerry Campaign Manager, Mary Beth Cahill, quits as annual earnings approach $200k.

John Kerry Campaign Manager, Mary Beth Cahill, quits as annual earnings approach $200k.

In a shock announcement Mary Beth Cahill, who up to now has been the rock on which the Kerry campaign has been built, resigns and shifts her focus to the re-election of George W. Bush.
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Funny story:  Woman Charged in Beating Death of Personal Computer

Woman Charged in Beating Death of Personal Computer

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON - Microsoft systems analyst, Melinda Bates was charged today with manslaughter in the beating death of her personal office computer "Ted". The body of the computer was found by hikers, out on a day hike, under heavy bru...
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Funny story:  George W. Bush Library Opening February 2005

George W. Bush Library Opening February 2005

U.S. President George "Wimpy" Bush announced today that he will be opening his presidential library in Spring 2005. Most presidents don't establish libraries until after they are out of office. "I'll be lucky if I'm still allowed in the U.S., let...
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Funny story:  Mathematics Professor proves that Iraq problems do not exist

Mathematics Professor proves that Iraq problems do not exist

Ford Edsel Ford, Professor of Applied Mathematics at the Barbara Bush Memorial College in Norwich, PA, has shocked the world of politics and science today with a radical claim that the violence, hatred, religious intolerance and rather bad behaviour...
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Funny story:  Rhino Has Sex With Car

Rhino Has Sex With Car

LONDON, England -- A rampant rhinoceros gave a group of visitors a day to remember at a British safari park when he tried to have sex with their car.
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Funny story:  George W. Bush Relaxes Anti-Abortion Stance.

George W. Bush Relaxes Anti-Abortion Stance.

In a surprise move Bush today unveiled a pro-abortion policy paper, which if he is re-elected, could become law.
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Funny story:  Hubble Telescope Discovers Black Hole on Uranus

Hubble Telescope Discovers Black Hole on Uranus

NASA announced today that the Hubble telescope has recently sent them images of Uranus that have led them to making some shocking discoveries. "We have discovered what appears to be a black hole on Uranus," comment John Spacey, Director of Misa...
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Funny story:  Omarosa hired by Al Qaeda

Omarosa hired by Al Qaeda

After an intense interview process with Al Qaeda's number one man,Osama bin Laden, Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth was hired to head up the organization's Transportation Department.
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Funny story:  Britney Spears My Youth

Britney Spears My Youth

It wasn’t until the advent of pop phenomenon Britney Spears that I realized I was aging far faster than I had previously imagined. Yup, gone seem the days of Carole King and Joni Mitchell ballads; with the success of Britney wiggling and jiggling her way across the globe, it appears the poetic lyrics and well-crafted melodies of my youth have gone the way of the Vac-U-Form. (If you have to...
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Funny story:  Trump's Apprentice Sends Construction Workers to ER on Day One

Trump's Apprentice Sends Construction Workers to ER on Day One

Bill Rancic, winner of the reality show "The Apprentice", and now, President of some Trump company, burned two construction workers who are building the Chicago skyscraper that Rancic is overseeing.
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Funny story:  "Spirit", Mars exploration rover, eaten by Martians

"Spirit", Mars exploration rover, eaten by Martians

"Spirit", one of the two NASA rovers that arrived on Mars in January, has been attacked and eaten by a Martian.
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Funny story:  99 Cent Only Stores To Raise Prices

99 Cent Only Stores To Raise Prices

City of Commerce, CA - Discount retailer 99 Cent Only Stores announced today that effective immediately all products in all 194 of its stores will now be a $1.01. "Due to ever increasing manufacturing costs overseas we had no choice but to ra...
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Funny story:  John Kerry Chooses Running Mate

John Kerry Chooses Running Mate

The Spoof has the scoop. John Kerry has chosen his vice presidential running mate. It is none other than hotel heiress and sexy socialite, Paris Hilton.
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Funny story:  Graduate Student Now Embarrassed By Old Email Address

Graduate Student Now Embarrassed By Old Email Address

Duluth, MN-University of Minnesota graduate student Ben Arnold admits the past can sometimes be hard to live down, especially when you are forced to revisit it every day. Arnold, a second year Pharmaceutical student, carries his albatross, herblvr...
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Funny story:  Phone Sex Operators Protest as Jobs are Outsourced to India

Phone Sex Operators Protest as Jobs are Outsourced to India

LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - Phone sex operators for 1-800-GIRLY conducted a "sit in" protest today at the head office on their employer Dialaporn.com...
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Funny story:  Hollywood Film Industry confesses disappointment as Queen Mary 2 arrives in NY without incident.

Hollywood Film Industry confesses disappointment as Queen Mary 2 arrives in NY without incident.

The hopes of major Hollywood studios were dashed today as the Queen Mary II arrived safely in New York after a safe and uneventful maiden voyage.
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Funny story:  McDonalds To Outsource Drive Through!

McDonalds To Outsource Drive Through!

Unconfirmed Sources report that McDonalds corporation has made plans to outsource drive through order taking to a call center in the Phillipines "It is an amazing technological feat." Says one industry watcher. And a great way to cut a mass...
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Funny story:  Thatcher's funeral - nation celebrates!!!

Thatcher's funeral - nation celebrates!!!

"Ding dong . . . . . the witch is gone!" This is the unifying chant which has brought an entire nation to a climactic celebration in Scotland which has become a Mecca for party-goers across Britain.
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Funny story:  Who is Spongebob Squarepants?

Who is Spongebob Squarepants?

Bikini Bottom, Under the Ocean Somewhere --...
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Funny story:  Leaked George Bush Transcripts Unveil Election Strategy: Sexual Innuendo

Leaked George Bush Transcripts Unveil Election Strategy: Sexual Innuendo

In January 2002 the British Prime Minister, Tony Blair, met the leader of the free world "W", to discuss changes in the world's political and social landscape. The following text is an "un-declassified" transcript of a private...
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Funny story:  Budweiser Spins Off a New Gay Themed Beer

Budweiser Spins Off a New Gay Themed Beer

As of next Wednesday, gay men will have a new beer to call their own. St. Louis, MO based Anheuser-Busch, the maker of Budweiser, has announced plans to open a spin off bottler complete with its own brands, the first of which will be the gay-themed...
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Funny story:  Ultimate Survivor Challenge

Ultimate Survivor Challenge

Washington, D.C. -- April 19, 2004...
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Funny story:  Redneck Publishes Roadkill Cookbook

Redneck Publishes Roadkill Cookbook

Cousinpoke, Alabama -- Gourmands and publishers alike are basking in the success of America's latest gourmet genius. Clem Dinkley, 47, former tractor-pull aficionado and trapper burned up the New York Times Bestseller list this week with the pub...
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Funny story:  Marijuana Party Candidate Drops Out, Endorses Kerry, As Does Hasselhoff

Marijuana Party Candidate Drops Out, Endorses Kerry, As Does Hasselhoff

In a move that will most definitely turn the tide of the election in democratic nominee John Kerry's favor, Marijuana Party presidential hopeful Dodd Sheppo has announced that he is dropping out of the race and putting his full support behind Ker...
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Funny story:  David Beckham Breathes

David Beckham Breathes

The world seems to follow everything David Beckham does. We watched and waited as the last supposed scandal unfolded.
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Funny story:  Cruelty of Genetics; Cloning of Omarosa and Heidi into Oma-Heidi; The Perverse Political Angle

Cruelty of Genetics; Cloning of Omarosa and Heidi into Oma-Heidi; The Perverse Political Angle

In its continuing attack on John Kerry-Heinz, the White House told writer KungFu IceSkater, that it would release pictures even scarier than earlier released pictures of William Jefferson Clinton ("The Bill") with his "damage-control" advis...
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Funny story:  Shock and Outrage as Jesus perpetrates 'Bigger than Beatles' scandal

Shock and Outrage as Jesus perpetrates 'Bigger than Beatles' scandal

The heavens and the earth were thrown into ungodly turmoil yesterday as Jesus H. Christ, son of the Jewish oil magnate God, said that He was ‘bigger than the Beatles'.
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Funny story:  Penis Extension industry files suit against owners of Colorado WinterPark Ski resort.

Penis Extension industry files suit against owners of Colorado WinterPark Ski resort.

An unusual case filed today against the thriving Colorado ski resort today has come to the attention of both lawmakers and anti-spam lobbyists.
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Funny story:  The Pope and PETA End Feud over Friday Fish.

The Pope and PETA End Feud over Friday Fish.

Bishop Santori Anderpopolis announced that the Pope and PETA have come to an understanding regarding Catholics and eating fish on Fridays. Clara Bennett the spokesperson for PETA called this a "great day" for our Catholic members. PETA also ho...
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Funny story:  Environmental Groups Now Warn Of  "Global Temperature Stasis"

Environmental Groups Now Warn Of "Global Temperature Stasis"

(New York, NY) Following the brouhaha in the 70's over the dire effects of global cooling, and a more recent spate of Doomsday Scenario prognostications relating to the supposed phenomenon of global warming, environmental pressure groups are no...
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Funny story:  Janet Jackson Unleashes New Album: Breasts Remain Hidden

Janet Jackson Unleashes New Album: Breasts Remain Hidden

Janet Jackson's new album, Damita Jo was released yesterday. She appeared in various places to promote the album. Her breasts remained hidden, for the most part.
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Funny story:  Multicultural Kosovo: US Police Officers Killed by UN Forces

Multicultural Kosovo: US Police Officers Killed by UN Forces

KOSOVSKA MITROVICA: Three UN police officers - two American women and a Jordanian - were killed in northern Kosovo and 11 others were injured after a quarrel between Anglo-Saxon and Arab UN officers about US policy in the middle east led to an exchan...
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Funny story:  Baby naming on the increase.

Baby naming on the increase.

Studies today revealed that the once rare phenomenon of giving a newly born child a name is on the increase in today's society.
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Funny story:  Bob Dylan to Appear in Victoria's Secret Commercials

Bob Dylan to Appear in Victoria's Secret Commercials

New York - In a move to increase market share retail lingerie giant Victoria's Secret has signed Bob Dylan to appear in the company ads. Dylan was not a hard sell when approached about the campaign, said Ed Razek, chief creative officer for Victor...
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Funny story:  Cyprus 'No' To Re-Partition: India, Cuba Praise Cypriot Heroism

Cyprus 'No' To Re-Partition: India, Cuba Praise Cypriot Heroism

Greek Cypriots defied international pressure on Saturday, overwhelmingly voting "No" to a US backed UN plan to legitimise 30 years of partition on the Mediterranean island just before Cyprus joins the European Union.
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Funny story:  You Can't Make This Shit Up

You Can't Make This Shit Up

NEW YORK - In yet another example of "You Can't Make This Shit Up" from the Big Apple, two gay lovers took off most of their clothes, climbed up a tree in New York's Central Park and spent four hours engaging in sex acts and yelling abuse at pol...
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Funny story:  Rare Rabbie burns poem found could be "worth millions"

Rare Rabbie burns poem found could be "worth millions"

An unheard poem penned by the famous Scottish poet Robert "Rabbie" Burns was put on auction today at Sothebys in London and was said by experts to potentially be worth more that 2 million pounds.
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Funny story:  Slovenia Tackles Nazi Rise With Flag Change, Joins EU

Slovenia Tackles Nazi Rise With Flag Change, Joins EU

Frustrated by foreign politicians confusing it with fellow central European state Slovakia for its similar-sounding name and similar-looking flag, Slovenia is considering changing its flag.
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Funny story:  Washington Interns Back John Kerry

Washington Interns Back John Kerry

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Democratic Presidential Candidate John Kerry picked up yet another endorsement today, this one from the Local Interns Professional Services Union.
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Funny story:  Telstra apologises to Warne and Beckham over text messaging mixup

Telstra apologises to Warne and Beckham over text messaging mixup

Telstra (Australia) has issued an unreserved apology to both Shane Warne and David Beckham after it was revelled that arising from a packet switching error in their network the two sports stars have been unknowingly sending each other x rated text m...
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Funny story:  An Open Letter to the British People:

An Open Letter to the British People:

Dear British, I, John Andersen, of Lakewood, CO would like to run for a spot in your House of Commons. I’ve been watching CSPAN 2 now for a few months and I believe I am well qualified to represent some English hamlet or small county. I don’t know much about your system of government or even your country’s proximity to Colorado, but I do know that I have a strong desire to lead and a knack...
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Funny story:  Cyprus: US Eyes Military Bases, India Rages

Cyprus: US Eyes Military Bases, India Rages

The Bush administration rejected calls for a delay in reuniting wealthy Cyprus and said Monday a U.N. plan to end 30 years of separation is the only possible solution.
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Funny story:  Cruelty of Genetics. Cloning of Omarosa and Heidi into Oma-Heidi And The Perverse Political Angle

Cruelty of Genetics. Cloning of Omarosa and Heidi into Oma-Heidi And The Perverse Political Angle

In its continuing attack on John Kerry-Heinz, the White House told writer KungFu IceSkater, that it would release pictures even scarier than earlier released pictures of William Jefferson Clinton ("The Bill") with his "damage-control" advis...
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Funny story:  Simon Cowell joins John Kerry as chief advisor.

Simon Cowell joins John Kerry as chief advisor.

In a strange marriage of politics and showbiz, John Kerry invites American Idol genius Simon Cowell on board to help choose a running mate for the 2004 election.
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Funny story:  Bush Unveils New "Kill Everybody" Plan

Bush Unveils New "Kill Everybody" Plan

Washington - President Bush unveiled a new plan today for bringing stability to Iraq. The plan, which the President has named "Operation Kill Everybody", would call for an additional 9 million troops, several million tons of napalm, and a number of...
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Funny story:  Kerry Picks Kofi Annan As Veep; Gains Poll Points In Berkeley, Accra

Kerry Picks Kofi Annan As Veep; Gains Poll Points In Berkeley, Accra

(WASHINGTON, D.C.) Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry today announced his selection of U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan as his running mate. Annan, 66, has occupied the U.N. post since June of 2001.
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Funny story:  Slovenia Votes Nato-Nazi, Joins EU

Slovenia Votes Nato-Nazi, Joins EU

Slovenia has voted on whether to adopt a law restoring human rights to thousands of people erased from the national register after independence.
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Funny story:  Bush Supports Sharon's Decision to Withdraw

Bush Supports Sharon's Decision to Withdraw

Washington, DC -- President Bush announced at a press conference last night, that he supports Sharon Osborne's desire to withdraw from the...
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Funny story:  Secret tapes released declassifying George Bush / Tony Blair Discussions; The Sexual Conspiracy

Secret tapes released declassifying George Bush / Tony Blair Discussions; The Sexual Conspiracy

In January 2002 the British Prime Minister, Tony Blair, met the leader of the free world "W", to discuss changes in the world's political and social landscape. The following text (provided to writer KungFu IceSkater) is an "un-decl...
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Funny story:  O'Reilly Admits He's a Liberal

O'Reilly Admits He's a Liberal

New York - Bill O'Reilly admitted today in an interview with Barbara Walters that he really is a Liberal and that all of the conservative posturing that he as been doing for years was just a show. "It feels good to finally come clean," said an openl...
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Funny story:  Tony Blair in yet another U-turn

Tony Blair in yet another U-turn

Tony Blair today almost screwed himself into the ground when he did such a quick U-turn.
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Funny story:  Remains of McDonalds CEO Jim Cantalupo will be added to Big Mac's Special Sauce

Remains of McDonalds CEO Jim Cantalupo will be added to Big Mac's Special Sauce

In accordance with his last request, recently deceased McDonalds CEO Jim Cantalupo will be cremated, and his remains will be added to the Big Mac's special sauce.
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Funny story:  Iraqi WMD "Mobile Factories" were ice cream vans - Cowell admits

Iraqi WMD "Mobile Factories" were ice cream vans - Cowell admits

Washington DC, USA - In what appears to be a serious U-turn in the White House Iraqi WMD stance, it appears that the much-publicised mobile "WMD factory trailers" - a part of key evidence used to justify the war - were not what they seemed. General S...
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Funny story:  Mrs Skeletor to stand by husband after Evil-Lyn sex allegations

Mrs Skeletor to stand by husband after Evil-Lyn sex allegations

IN A moving speech last night, the wife of Eternia's most ruthless supervillain made a controversial pledge to stand by her embattled husband after a week of scandalous allegations regarding his extra-marital sex life.
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Funny story:  Google files for IPO

Google files for IPO

Mountain View, CA - Google, the leader in Internet searches, has filed for IPO, to be traded on the NYSE under the ticket symbol GOO.
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Funny story:  Germany Demands Freedom for European Nazis

Germany Demands Freedom for European Nazis

A Russian-cum-Belarus-sponsored resolution at the Geneva conference on human rights against racism and xenophobia expressed deep concern at the tendency of some states to glorify former members of the SS, instituting monuments in their honour and all...
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Funny story:  Cyprus-India Alliance Threatens US Hegemony

Cyprus-India Alliance Threatens US Hegemony

Manohar Ram, Acting Indian High Commissioner to the Eastern Mediterranean island of Cyprus, this week presented to the Ministry of Commerce and Industry of the Cyprus government a pre-feasibility report on the proposed establishment of a Technology P...
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Funny story:  Nightline Controversy: Koppel's Krazy

Nightline Controversy: Koppel's Krazy

Washington, DC Ted Koppel has decided, because Nightline isn't boring enough, that he would read Ernest Hemingway's For Whom...
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Funny story:  Bush to hand Iraq sovereignty to residents of Faircastle, Oklahoma

Bush to hand Iraq sovereignty to residents of Faircastle, Oklahoma

House Republicans hail "bold, historic" move...
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Funny story:  Google in terrorist shocker!

Google in terrorist shocker!

Internet giants Google and Amazon today were charged under the homelands security act with supporting terrorism today after a White House aide typ...
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Funny story:  Part-time prime minister Blair awarded Victoria Cross for Iraq bravery

Part-time prime minister Blair awarded Victoria Cross for Iraq bravery

It has been disclosed today that the prime minister of the UK, Toby Blair, has been honoured with a medal for his bravery as a part-time reservist in the Iraq war. The startling revelation that the medal is none other than the revered Victoria Cross...
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Funny story:  New Spongebob Movie Causes Brouhaha in Bikini Bottom

New Spongebob Movie Causes Brouhaha in Bikini Bottom

Bikini Bottom, Under the Sea -...
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Funny story:  China "Not happy" at Bush statement.

China "Not happy" at Bush statement.

The Chinese government today said it was "deeply upset" at George W Bush's remarks to the Chinese ambassadors wife at a formal dinner party last night at the Chinese embassy in Washington.
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Funny story:  Geoerge W. Bush, Caught With His "Pink Panties" Down

Geoerge W. Bush, Caught With His "Pink Panties" Down

WASHINGTON, DC - Emergency room physicians at a Washington DC hospital got quite a surprise on Saturday, when G.W. Bush was brought in for an exam after fainting during a local football game. "He didn't want us to loosen his pants, but when...
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Funny story:  Iraq: Prostitution Soars as Serb Advisors Pull Out

Iraq: Prostitution Soars as Serb Advisors Pull Out

Thousands of residents of the besieged city of Fallujah have abandoned their homes ---- and all their belongings ---- to escape getting crushed between Iraqi insurgents and American might. Their homes are now occupied by ethnic minority Americans. Un...
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Funny story:  Cyprus: US' Kofi Onanist Genuflects as India Threatens

Cyprus: US' Kofi Onanist Genuflects as India Threatens

US Secretary without Portfolio Kofi Annan says he would consider a request to delay simultaneous referendums on reuniting Cyprus but no one has asked except Cyprus' largest political party, the communist AKEL.
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Funny story:  Bush Points to Signs of Job Growth

Bush Points to Signs of Job Growth

At a $2,000 a plate fundraiser in Miami Florida earlier today, President Bush pointed to what he said are very specific signs that America is finally adding new jobs at a meaningful pace.
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Funny story:  Glasgow Job-Centre Releases Mothballed Unemployment Plan

Glasgow Job-Centre Releases Mothballed Unemployment Plan

Aye, wot the fuck, the jobcentre's making me go on this course thing in a couple of weeks and they can make you go to these detention centres like refugees so i did a bit a research to see if i can maybe sign on in some other country, start off fro...
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