Spoof news stories from Thursday 4 September 2003
Bananas banned from airports in fake-gun crackdown
US Police officials have today announced a crackdown on 'gun shaped' fruit, specifically bananas, from American airports.
J-Lo to change name to Ennifer Pez
In a bizarre, but not terribly shocking move, Jennifer Lopez has decided to change her name once more. The name change coincides with her new album: "I have lots of money but I love you all".