Spoof news stories from Thursday 11 September 2003
The leaders and officials of the world are today trying to think up of a some sort of scandal about Arnold Schwarzeneggar to hide the embarassing news that their 9/11 security alerts were pointless.
Yes, as if Christina Aguilera couldn't get any crazier, reports have come in that she's bitten the head off of a chicken.
In a bid to irradicate stress from the workplace, Japanese bosses have ordered their workforce to have designated sex-breaks during the day to keep levels of stress to an absolute minimum.
In the latest crazy political stunt by the British Government, it has been announced that all British Ambassadors will be forced to don the famous Beafeater costume.
Sex goddess, Britney Spears, astounded her fans with claims that her bra was haunted by the ghost of Elvis.