Spoof news stories from Wednesday 8 October 2003
Marzipan, the truth.
The long courtroom battle between the national british confectionary consortium and the radical protest group marzibad has ended today.
Leeds United to just 'Give Up'
Leeds United Football Club (LUFC) have this morning announced plans to simply 'give up', in the face of the new and current police investigation into one of their players.