Spoof news stories from Wednesday 29 October 2003
Touchy China
A trip to the People's Republic of China by a French Ambassador caused political friction today of global proportions.
"I had sex with IDS" - Currie
In her new autobiography "The Second Conservative I Had" Edwina Currie has given details about her illicit affair with ex conservative leader Iain Duncan Smith.
I.D.S. out - already found selling hotdogs in Wigan
After tonight's unsurprising vote of no-confidence in I.D.S. reports are that he fled Westminster long before the results came in, and is now flipping burgers and tossing the wieners in a hotdog stand in Wigan.
P Diddy in Sweetshop Row
Rap star P Diddy (formerly Puff Daddy, and before that J-Mankoni Raphanapolis Mercutio Benz), has been ordered to leave the US after claims he "ruffled feathers" in a local sweet-shop.
Cod fight back!
The intensive levels of cod fishing in the North Sea appear to be having unfortunate consequences, with cod actually attacking local fishermen! Simon Seagull, 42, from the Fisheries Ministry quotes:...