Spoof news stories from Friday 7 November 2003
Ghosts Outright Disproved
LAWRENCE, MI--Victor Temenci of Layfette research facilities has new, unsubstantiated proof that Ghosts in their respective entirety, never have existed at all on this planet. Sighting several distinguished examples of perceptible ghostly behavior t...
Poll: Americans Still Don't Care About Soccer
In a recent nationwide poll that surprised no one, it was revealed that 98% of Americans could care less about the sport of soccer.
Nuns Get Sexy Aguilera Habits
The Pope was visibly excited yesterday when he had an audience with nuns wearing daring Christina Aguilera outfits.
McDonalds To Introduce New 'Meat' Burger
NEW YORK-Announced today for the first time, McDonald's revealed its plans to incorporate a new 'McMeat Burger' into its menu. "We set out on this project looking to create a product that the average concerned carnivore would want to consume," said J...
Handicapped, Or Reluctant Stunt-Men?
With the economy the way it is, it's a shame to see so many untapped natural resources, right here in America.