Spoof news stories from Wednesday 26 November 2003
Celine Dion "..a French-Canadian Freak Accident.."
Scientists are working around the clock to determine what actually happened to Canuck singer Celine Dion.
England Rugby Stars In Hospital
It was revealed today that at least four of the England world cup winning rugby team have been admitted to hospital.
The Famous Enya Rips One
BULGARIA - The stars are not so brightly shinning tonight, as Derek Zuniga of the United States, brought allegations that international phenomenon and new age singer/composer 'Enya' had maliciously stolen his music. Derek (36) had been writi...
Wal-Mart expands into Afghanistan and Iraq
In looking to keep "competitive", Wal-Mart, the great American store chain, has decided to invest in opening up stores in a number of locations across Afghanistan and Iraq.
Andy Capp Arrested for Domestic Violence
Andy Capp was arrested early this morning for allegedly severely beating his wife, Flo, with a billiard cue.