Spoof news stories from Monday 24 November 2003
Giant cheque businesses face tricky period
The giant cheque business is allegedly about to go bust. With the two main events of the year which see a dramatic climb in sales now over with the industry is going to have to weather the storm.
Michael Jackson escapes from police
Dangerous kiddie-snaffler Michael Jackson has escaped from custody today, and made off with an Ice Cream van which he plans to use to lure children into his clutches.
Jackson clones discovered in Neverland
Investigators today uncovered a hidden laboratory underneath Michael Jacksons bizzare fun palace, Neverland.
Georgia governor disappears in revolution mix-up
ATLANTA, US - Governor of Georgia Sonny Perdue mysteriously disappeared yesterday - after mistakenly believing he was about to become the victim of a bloodless "velvet revolution".