Spoof news stories from Saturday 15 November 2003
Californians Restart Fires To Curb Boredom, Create Jobs
SAN FERNANDO-Residents of Southern California re-set the fires which plagued the area for about two weeks out of sheer boredom. "With the fires gone, there's nothing left to talk about," said one. "We used to just sit around all day and say ‘Hey, how...
Movie About Life of Jesus Strangely Predictable
HOLLYWOOD-Critics blasted the new ‘Life of Jesus' movie recently, calling the story ‘predictable' and ‘without surprise.'...
Bush Pre-Empts Against Protests
Security arrangements for President Bush's state visit have caused outrage in Britain. The plans involve the killing of thousands of Londoners, but are described as "necessary steps in the war on terror" against protesters.
'Unprecedented' Security for George W. Bush
The security at George W. Bush's forthcoming London visit is set to be like that never seen before according to Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir John Stevens. The planned security would have cost the British tax-payer £4m but police coffers a...