Spoof news stories from Thursday 13 November 2003
Bush Deported - Undesirable Alien
George W. Bush's visit to Britain was cancelled after the much troubled president failed a drugs test given to him as he got off the steps of Airforce 1.
US to hasten government transition
The US is to hasten the transition from an American controlled interim government to an elected Iraqi government.
Study Finds Someone Who Always Has It Worse Than You
GREENVILLE, OHIO-Researchers announced today they've finally found that proverbial someone your mother always told you about-the man who always has it worse than you. That man is Jonathan Hubble, a paralegal at a large law firm, of Greenville, Ohio.