Spoof news stories from Wednesday 12 November 2003
Kiddies go to the toy... ballot?
In an effort to make politics more interesting to young people, the government has commisioned ten figurines of well known, but mostly unknown politicians.
The daily escapades of a house hold item.
The toothbrush- "Hi, you wouldn't really think twice about me now would you? Now, i just want you to think about this, now i'm not saying it's going to be easy, i don't know if you actually HAVE a brain, all I see is a big, fat,...
TubeTrain in London Mashes South African
This morning on her way to work, a sexy South African girl got MASHED by a tube train. Having run to the trainstation in pouring rain, she stood calmly waiting for her train.
Eurocrats Bring Monarchies into line
A recent European directive has ordered all remaining European royal houses to standardise on one form of address.
Celebrities "Largely forgotten"
Britney Spears was spotted today working as a waitress in a greasy spoon on the A5 outside Dunstable, adding to fears that the nubile pop minx may never grace MTV again.
96% of Americans can't speak American
In non-too shocking news this morning, it was discovered that the majority of Americans can't speak American; let alone English, the language upon which it is based.
Richie Rich Caught on Gay Party Tape
The aristocratic community was stunned today when a video tape surfaced depicting "poor little rich boy" Richie Rich using drugs heavily and engaging in homosexual acts.