Spoof news stories from Tuesday 24 June 2003
Dusty Bin to become gay icon
3-2-1's most famous asset - the Bin - has been taken high upon the shoulders of self-proclaimed "gay people", and is set to become the next big thing amongst queers.
School Underachiever 'Comes Good
School boy Callum Horrocks (7) was pronounced World Champion Thumb Wrestler at the Internation Thumb Wars (ITW), Blackpool UK.
Auction Channels Shorten Life Expectancy
Various health groups say TV shopping auction style channels should be banned on evidence which indicates they shorten life expectancies.
Channels such as bid-up.tv and Auction-World.tv sell highly-marked up goods at knock down prices in an aucti...
SMS Blamed for New Spate of Illiteracy
In a study carried out in England and Wales, it has been found that children who send over ten text messages (txts) per day are producing increasingly poor work.
Tennis, it's a funny old game
I was watching tennis last night on the telly, and I didn't quite understand what it was about. Two people just hitting a ball around, I mean come on! At least with football you have some kind of team action going on. But with tennis it's just like, what?!...